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The Berries: Projecting the sausage signal and chasing rainbows whilst chanting FUFC in the hunt for that elusive BFP (thread 19)

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happylass · 28/03/2014 18:24

The smallprint –
Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 12+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooooh aren’t we strict!

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funkymonk · 05/05/2014 22:19

Oh no Bushy! Too late! I forgot about the willy sniffing! That'll have to go on the next one! Get yourself on the Sausage Shuttle. Ding ding, it's getting ready to leave the station!

TheRainDrops · 05/05/2014 22:38

Bye bye thread

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