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The Berries: Projecting the sausage signal and chasing rainbows whilst chanting FUFC in the hunt for that elusive BFP (thread 19)

977 replies

happylass · 28/03/2014 18:24

The smallprint –
Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 12+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooooh aren’t we strict!

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barkingtreefrog · 30/03/2014 11:04

I can't walk today lady, went for a bike ride yesterday with a group of woman all very much fitter than me and I've been hobbling in agony since! Circuit training on Friday night didn't help....

Anyone else want to hide from mother's day with me under the massive duvet of denial?

Surprised DHs mum with a visit last night and took her for breakfast this morning. Now driving 2+ hours home again so I can start this weeks lesson planning, which includes a lesson observation that has to be outstanding if I'm to stay in the good books and move up a pay level this year.....

HampshireBlues · 30/03/2014 13:24

I am with you Barking been there since making the mistake of going onto Facebook this morning.

Been walking lots recently so not quite as energetic as you Barking & Lady don't underestimate the power of stretching even after a genteel cycle.

Yes, I am on a long protocol with nasty injections! Have high AMH, and FSH with a normal to high anteral follicle count so they are going to cautious with this one. F knows why I can't get pregnant naturally!

At least the sun is shining Smile

Parsley2506 · 30/03/2014 13:46

barking I've barely left it since yesterday morning!

hb exciting times ahead!

Car failed it's mot on Friday and can't be fixed for a week due to so,e part having to be ordered in from Japan(!), so we are without transport. Had to hitch a life to the supermarket with MIL, don't often drive with her, she is a LUNATIC behind the wheel!

Still no holiday booked, but we're set on Mauritius now.

Tallyra · 30/03/2014 16:50

Hi lovely berries. I'm just stopping in to send you all a bit of strength today and second the advice to stay away from fb. I know how crappy today can make you feel, but you will all be here with us on the chopper or even off it by next year. Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks

tigerdog · 30/03/2014 17:24

^^

Am making a duvet fort of fortitude to hide out in. Lovely weekend seeing friends and family but we're on the drive home and I've got a hint of the Sunday blues for no real reason. Think I'll just stop here until I snap out of it!

Everyone else ok?

barkingtreefrog · 30/03/2014 17:27

Hi tiger, I'm ok, I'm doing an amazing job of avoiding lesson planning, but doing absolutely nothing productive while I don't do what I need to do. Which means I'll still be planning lessons when DH wants to do film and takeaway sunday night so he'll grouch again about me 'working all the time' and 'never being off the bloody laptop'. But I still can't motivate myself to get my work done. Humph.

Thanks tally I was thinking of you the other day when tiger said she'd made a quilt!

tigerdog · 30/03/2014 17:35

barking I d

tigerdog · 30/03/2014 17:39

...argh fat fingers!

...barking I don't envy you having to work on a Sunday. I would be a procrastinating nightmare.

Is tally another quilter? I am a total beginner but really enjoying it so far!

greatbigbushybeard · 30/03/2014 18:17

Hi guys, felling really crap and it's not because it's Mother's Day, ( I always just associate it with being thankful for my own lovely mum and not my own lack of motherhood). Just got back from nice walk with my parents, having cooked them a Sunday lunch et al and dh told me to guess who's pg, it's only our bloody neighbours, the ones that share our wall. My first reaction was I hope they move!! I'm the one who's going to have to listen to their baby crying through the wall, when it should be ours and believe me we'll be able to hear it, as we can hear the baby making action!

Dh was talking to the bloke who's saying he's going to have to get a new car and talking about getting a BMW or Audi. Think dh is more upset about the bloke getting a new car as he's had the same cheap one for years and would love a new car.... Arr he just came in and interrupted my crying and said that it was both he was upset about. I also said this baby is due in July, who goes on summer holidays for 6 weeks and will have to listen to it and put up with it.. Me. He was really sweet and said well you might be pregnant then too, we're on our drugs, we're doing our thing, we can't be bitter about.

In my down times I feel a bit left behind, think dh does too. Still I nastily make myself feel better thinking they're the ones that'll have the strain on their relationship, no sleep, stress etc, my dh is like stop it you had me convinced with this baby stuff and now you're turning me off it. ( my fault I was reading the thread are you happier before or after children, and the comments on being ground down etc were in my mind!) I think, in my pessimistic frame of mind, the thing is they're right next door, we may never have children and we'll have to watch and hear this one grow up and any subsequent ones they have. It's just going to be a painful reminder of here's what you could have won. But what am I saying that I want to live in an adults only world, no kids allowed? It's just daft, but it's just another reminder of things not being fair, a bit like barking and her pg honeymoon friend, you just can't get away from it. I can deal with cousin, sister in law, close friend, work colleague all being pg/ having babies as I can shut off from them but this is next door. Still, I am dramatising, it's not like we're close and for goodness sake they're pleasant enough people and I can't control who does or who doesn't have children near to me... But gah it's a thin semi detached wall away. Dh said he was down earlier, but that he's dealt with it now and got it straight in his head. I will too but thank god for this forum, I really am so, so, glad I stumbled across you ladies, I know you will understand and if I'm being unreasonable tell me.

I now have to do lesson planning to drive home the gloom even further. Might just have to be a cursory nod then drown my sorrows in the last glass of Sauvignon left over from lunch. Think I really need nice holiday to look forward to, just dropped or basically told dh that when he has time off round Easter that a day out or whatever that he sorts would be most appreciated.

Oh, also soo glad I'm not on fb, from reading what you guys are saying, is it full of self congratulatory look what I got for Mother's Day crap?

greatbigbushybeard · 30/03/2014 18:21

Barking, here's a deal we will both go and do an hours, quick ass planning ( it usually takes me at least three but...) and rendezvous here at 7.30 or 8 pm at the latest ,you will have your takeaway and I my Sauvignon. Now get off here now!!

Tallyra · 30/03/2014 18:30

Hi tiger, yes I'm a quilter. I'm currently in the middle of so many projects its silly. A cutting board bag, a yoga quilt (for when we lie down afterwards) and a cushion cover for the rocking chair are the main ones!

bushy, I'm sorry you are having such a rough time. I went through a similar thing with my boss who was pg the same time as I had my last mc. it really does hurt. but if you are on the fc train now you are so close, and dh is right, maybe you will be pg before next door has hers. I have my fingers crossed for you.

kamikazecyclist · 30/03/2014 19:15

Aw, bushy, I'm sorry to hear you are down. I can understand and sympathise, especially the fact that it feels like you cannot get away from seeing what might have been. I think your DH is right, you are getting closer to it, you are doing everything you can to make it happen so I keep my fingers crossed that it will happen for you as soon as possible. I'll also join you in a couple of hours of lesson planning for tomorrow, so we can all feel better about having been productive. I know it's not the same but (at least sometimes) I do get a much needed sense of achievement from having finished a lesson plan. On days like the one you seem to be having, all I want is to get to the end and be able to go to bed, so I'll send all positive and productive vibes your way so you can feel you have achieved something and treat yourself with some wine at the end of the day. Tomorrow things will look different.

Parsley, enjoy Mauritius. I spent a week there ages ago as a treat to myself and loved it. The snorkeling and the beaches were lovely.

Ok, so I better get this work done. Here's to hoping next week will bring lots of good news and sunshine.

ladybunnikins · 30/03/2014 19:17

Bushy, I know exactly how you feel, my next door neighbour has also just had a baby, luckily we don't share a wall. I'm always thinking nasty thoughts about fertile people. I know it feels like we are never going to be the lucky ones but hopefully we're wrong.
Console your DH with the fact that their swanky car will probably end up covered in vomit and later there'll be sticky finger marks everywhere and food crumbs in every crevice.

barkingtreefrog · 30/03/2014 19:36

Bushy my neighbour had a baby (third child) when we started ttc, and she has since had a fourth baby, born just after I had the mc. It sucks. Shared wall and shared access to back doors so we see them two or three times a day. The thing is, she just spends her life yelling and screaming at them all, she seems to go off them as soon as they stop being babies so she just has another baby... We live in a small 3 bed terraced house, there are now 6 of them next door, we keep thinking that surely they will have to move....

Lesson planning is moving. Done 3 of 6 needed for emailing to colleagues tonight. How are you doing kami and bushy? We're ordering takeaway now, so that gives me approx 45 minutes to finish the rest....

lady we have no children but our car is covered with mud and dog hair Blush

CharmingCats · 30/03/2014 20:44

Hello lovely berries. More support from the chopper here. I think fb is one of the best and the worst inventions known to man.
I haven't met a few of you, but am sending lots of good wishes for the drugs and ttc. The roller coaster is incomparable to anything.
Spent the whole day marking today in preparation for random book scrutinies over the week ahead. Not to mention the second half of parents' evening. I'm guessing lesson obs can't be far off.
Good luck for yours barking . Bloody performance related pay. We have evidence gathered on us regularly, including book scrutinies, learning walks, curriculum stuff.

Be kind to yourselves.

greatbigbushybeard · 30/03/2014 20:51

Oh ladies you know how to cheer me up!!! ladybunnikins love the comment about the car getting covered in vomit and food in every crevice!! Made me laugh out loud when I was welling up at the first post. Also can totally relate to the thinking nasty thoughts about fertile people, it's terrible as I'm really not that type of person!!

Well there's nothing like coming on here for a bit of perspective is there. Tallyra that must have been so difficult, puts my blip into perspective. Btw your quilts sound lovely, I wouldn't mind getting into something like that but I'm not that creative. How did you get into it ? I would need guidance !!

barking you have well and truly one upped me! That sounds ghastly, esp as she's so horrible to them. Maybe that's easier to bear than a picture perfect family but maybe not, probably just rubs in the fact that feckless people seem to procreate with abandon and the 'nice' people struggle, galling isn't it and yes you'd bloody think they'd move!! How's the planning gone? Mine is done, not too detailed this week as lots of Easter stuff going on. Hope you're onto the takeaway! And kami hope yours has gone well too. Know what you mean about just wanting to get to the end of the day on days like this but you guys have cheered me up, sometimes a laugh is the best thing. My eyes are sore from crying though and am quite tearful still but this could be because of Ivf crazy bitch drugs and that af has arrived, yes today!! Little bitch, I was just beginning to think that this would be the ultimate fufc as she was late. That's why when people on here said how many days past ov was I and to test that I ignored it as she always turns up so I try to keep a sense of realism about it but the hope was just sneaking in!!

Does anyone else think it's odd that we think all our problems will be solved on becoming pg, it's like it's going to solve everything, when I know it won't but it seems to have taken on this mythological status of the happiness bringer.

Dh says he's brought back some nice yummy tasty treats so I had better go x

RevoltingPeasant · 30/03/2014 21:15

Oh sorry Bushy, I think I was one of the people encouraging you to test!

DH and I had a lovely day today. DPIL stayed over last night so we got to,have breakfast with them and then they drove home. We then had a lovely, lovely walk on the South West coast path, and saw ravens, which I love, picnicked, and then when we got home I stretched for an hour and DH made a gorgeous dinner of creamy broccoli pasta. Pretty much a perfect day.

But..... Tomorrow I am seeing the urologist who will tell me if I need kidney surgery or not..... Eurgh.

barkingtreefrog · 30/03/2014 21:22

Good luck for tomorrow rp

bushy I've done all my literacy lessons and resources!! Got a lesson observation this week and not done that lesson yet.... I'll probably do that last minute tomorrow night!

charming we had marking and feedback scrutiny a couple of weeks ago, learning environment walk round on Friday, waiting for results on that, and book scrutiny this week - we have to give in all the books since September for a child who hasn't made expected progress. So basically the shittest example of work you could find. Marvellous.

Going to put the laptop down now, curry is 20 minutes late so should be here any second.....

Parsley2506 · 30/03/2014 21:26

rp massive good luck for tomorrow! hoping you get better news than you've been expecting.

Sorry people have had crap old days today. Not really surprising, I was alright nearly all day till I sat down this eve and just let myself mope a bit. I solved it all with a 1/3 of a tub of Oreo ice cream (holy shit that stuff is gooooooood!!!!!)

I am always thinking evil things about fertile people. Always. Even when I'm smiling at them and admiring their offspring, the evil thoughts are in my head. Maybe it's bad karma that's making me barren!

Kick starting the liver detox tomorrow barking (hence the last minute scoffing of contraband). Have you made the linseed tea stuff? It's so bloody weird! I've taken to adding a drop or two of honey/lemon just to make it taste less like dishwater.

Right body, I am ready for this baby. Please pull your finger out this cycle eh?

Parsley2506 · 30/03/2014 21:27

PS Have fun everyone avoiding doing their lesson planning tonight. You teachers are surely nuts, I don't know how you do it!!

barkingtreefrog · 30/03/2014 22:26

parsley I fell off the wagon Blush . Had a naan bread with my curry. Couldn't resist.
She did say to cut down as much as possible for 2 weeks then detox completely for a week. So looks like I'm trying that instead! Hmm That will mean the detox will be the week before the honeymoon, and probably cycle week 1, so fits quite well.

Not sure about linseed tea, don't think I had that one! I don't drink tea or coffee at all (never have, don't like it), so drinking any kind of tea would have been tough for me.

School and the start of a loooong week tomorrow. About to drag myself off the sofa and up to bed.

Tallyra · 30/03/2014 22:47

Good luck tomorrow rp!!!!

Bushy, I've always enjoyed sewing but never channelled it in any direction til my friend and I decided to join our village quilting group. We kind of learned from them and going to shows and the internet. Look up a girl called Leah Day in America, she does beginners courses for free on a weekly newsletter basis...

beakybeak · 30/03/2014 22:50

RP good luck for tomorrow, I hope it goes well.

Bushy what a shitty day, fb is definitely to be avoided today. Hugs. Mine & dh's mums are sadly not with us any longer so we definitely keep away from most social media today! Barking your neighbour has 4?! Mental. My friend has 3 and that's manic, I don't know how they do it.

I've been doing some work tonight to catch up, but at least it's at home with a glass of wine!! I so don't envy you teacher berries, hats off!

My detox starts tomorrow, going to try and get my body in shape and sort my hormones out Hmm I'm not looking forward to it, but 2 weeks will fly by. This AF has been 5 days and -tmi alert- really heavy & clotty Confused it's usually only 2 days, so confusing.

Parsley the holiday sounds lush, I am inspired by all of your hols so I'm going to have a browse and price some up!

Feather hope you are feeling better now, nice to see you back. Did you decide your next steps yet?

Hope everyone had a lovely weekend.

happylass · 31/03/2014 07:24

Just popping in quickly to say good luck RP and hello everyone Been AWOL most of the weekend as its been a manic one. Will catch up on the thread this eve. Have a great day all.

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tigerdog · 31/03/2014 07:28

Also just popping in to say good luck rp.