The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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yup it sucks caboodle rie. I nearly burst into tears in MSB's appointment yesterday when the consultant said "ttc for two years" and then started saying he had no magic overnight cure. I WANT MY FECKING BAYBEE ALREADY!!
Sorry.
Anyhoo. Northey I found the during part was not so bad. The staff were so luffly and looked after me marvellous. All my intimates were under a sheet. I would use the word "smarted" for the sticking the bit in. Words expressed were "OOoohhh, ouch!". I was advised to take painkillers beforehand and I'm glad I did. Afterwards I had a fair amount of spotting. They give you a giant pad which I used to deal with the initial ick and then changed and put my own on before I left perhaps I shouldn't tell you I went into spasm and was in fricking agony all weekend, I understand that's not very common

It's utter wank. Even when I pretend everything is ok it isn't really. I just want a fecking baybee.

I do 'glib' very well....'Are you & SSG thinking about having kids Sunny? Me: 'oh when I can buy one on Amazon'

Thank you for advice, everyone. Obviously I will have had an ironidiff by then so it will all be academic anyway. shortly followed by

Is it droidshmertz, rie? Or the thought of it all? I prescribe gin and Maltesers for both situations, of course.

FUCK IT. I wish there really was some fucking magic baybeedust I could sprinkle on you all.

and that is the only time you'll read baybeedust from me. Unless we're snorting it.

Or failing to hoover it up because we are too busy eating violet creams and watching shite.

Now this woman could be a BESH!! I like her style.
mmmmm violet creams
I iz meant to be on the 1200 calorie part of my diet. I have stuck to it well except for the packet of opal fruits and mars bar I have scoffed

a large gin for that lady! Too bloody right. I have no intention of announcing my imminent impregnation [positive thought and all that] on the Book of Face. If you are important enough to know you will be told in person/over the phone.

I had always planned to with some witty comment but in the last six months I'm less and less convinced.....

My friend and I once made cocktails with creme de violette & vodka. They were purple and tasted of parma violets, but looked like meths.

They sound lethal and ladylike, all at once. Which is nice.

"lethal and ladylike" - just like moi

I phoned the specialists again today. The waiting list is now 5 FUCKING MONTHS!! Just for an initial appointment. Am now praying that the fuckers let me have a private appointment. I could cry.

bit of a rough day but I'm stopping in to scarf violet creams, snort baby dust and discuss getting pissed. for some stoopid reason I decided to give up drinking. but if there were an ESH gathering...

I see your "maybe this time" Rie and raise you a "two ladies"...deedle-le-dee-dee-dee, ja!

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FIVE FUCKING MONTHS?! that's shit, Dory

I don't understand why it should take so long just to get started with the initial appointment. absolute pants.

I think I might phone up and cry at the secretary tomorrow and see if that works!

Great idea dory. Don't forget the whole 'We've only just moved over here...' slant.
Well I'm proper mardy. Definitely pms. Droid due Sunday. Only chances of baybee this month is immaculate conception and I've not had any angel visits. I did have a bath and write in my journal though which both helped.
Every time I use my Johnson's dream bath stuff I think of you Northey

Oh, and I will add in here "I have moved here to work for this shitty health system so it's about time I got some help!"

Dor that's crap! [hands over gin] Definitely lay the guilt on thick.

[opens a box of malteasers, takes a handful and passes around]

What's a violet creme pliz?

Drom am liking the sound of those cocktails. at *Northey's leathal & ladylike.

Boo sorry bold fail.

No not droidschmertz Northey. I was crossing my legs miserably at the thought of so many instruments and so many eyes going up so many fanjos. It's just WRONG. I just want to get diffed like normal people. We don't want anything up our fanjos. Apart from a willy obv and sometimes not that if I'm honest.

dor that is awful! How on earth can it be that long? I know there's no other option there, but could you do some sort of fertility tourism thing? Come to London for a couple of days and have a whole set of stuff done privately while you are here. And then present the results when you are back home and get on their waiting list for treatment. And have a drink or two while you are here.

I have put on 4lbs over one teeny little weekend away. Just ARGH. It takes me months to slough off 1/2lb, then I blow it all at once.

dor what investigations have you had so far? Can you ask the GP to do more while you're have no clue how it works over there
Don't sweat it Northey, its just water weight