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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 14:48

:o Yes, like it. We can have someone incredibly sexy as our boss and sneak into his office and do him over the desk.

KatAndKit · 09/12/2011 14:50

Oooh office party, drunken fun, very nice!

NortheyPole · 09/12/2011 14:55
AriesWithBellsOn · 09/12/2011 14:56

Who can the boss be? Aragorn?

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 15:12

Aragorn, with beanie, jude and wolverine as deputy managers.

I am having a total breakdown over my corset :(

SantasCave · 09/12/2011 15:17

Found the cigar - nice Xmas Wink

[puts on festive antlers ready for the party]

eurochick · 09/12/2011 15:18

I'm a sleb? Crikey. Who knew? (WTF was all that about, ladies? I'm barely famous in my own house.)

Sunshine sozzles, I didn't realise you were expecting a PM. I think I thanked you for your advice in fred. Thank you again anyway!

Try not to be too jealous, now, but KFZK does all the cooking in our house (except desserts - those are my domain). He is a much better cook than me and whilst we both used to cook we have sort of slipped into him doing it all. Neither of us iron cos we pay the cleaner to do it but before we started that, I used to do it (badly) while he was cooking.

As the next Fred is going to cover Xmas and probably NY too maybe we should just make it a large, gaudily decorated, well-stocked bar?

NortheyPole · 09/12/2011 15:22

Encompassing general seasonal BESHtivities.

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 15:24

Sounds fab to me Kate Euro :o

My FUCKING CORSET IS TOO BIG. This should be a good thing. It isn't today. party in 3 hours. Corset shop is in China.

AuntieDoris · 09/12/2011 15:36

Oh I tried to do Victory Rolls. It was a dismal failure and I was gutted cos I think they look fabulous!

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 15:38

I don't mind being ignored. I am pretending I am MAdonna and you lot are my minions.

(Is that how you spell minions?)

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 15:38

Oh No, really Dor? It's all about the hairspray and the teasing I think.

SantasCave · 09/12/2011 15:48

Hmm, can the corset not be laced a bit tighter for you? What about stuffing some "falsies" down the front to pad it out?

[tries to be helpful]

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 15:56

No - it needs to go tighter to create the waist and it's closed at the back. I have got another one but it's not a waspie and I was hoping to avoid a boob shelf.

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 15:57

I did just grin ruefully at falsies. I'm a double F already :o

AuntieDoris · 09/12/2011 16:08

What magnificent norks Boo!

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 16:15

Touche AuntDor!

baublelugs82 · 09/12/2011 16:16

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SantasCave · 09/12/2011 16:19

[firmly crosses legs]

First thing in the morning I promise Xmas Grin

Where's this party at then? Has anyone started a new Fred? [looks at Rie accusingly]

[puts on paper hat & blows noise maker]

baublelugs82 · 09/12/2011 16:26

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MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 16:32

So the winner of the BESH factor is......

oh, I just can't decide.....

You can ALL go through to the final...

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 16:32

Champagne pops...

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 16:32

Gin is drunk...

MadameBoo · 09/12/2011 16:32

See you next year folks.

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