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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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AlpinePony · 20/11/2011 13:08

Oi starry I ain't doin' no farting!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/11/2011 13:12

I can salsa but MSB detests dancing unless super drunk so no dancing literally or watching in this house. He will condone the singing viewing.
I fear judge/audition wise I am most like Geraldine Sami. Judge wise my comments were most like minge head so I'll hoik my trousers up like this

blonderedhead · 20/11/2011 13:38

I don't watch X-Dancing or Strictly Factor, work Saturdays innit.

I did lose 2lbs though, that's 12lbs now. Surely it will soon be enough to win a baybee, or a million pound recording contract?

Northey · 20/11/2011 14:58

I dance like a socially challenged three-legged hippo - lots of awkward, arrhythmic shuffling. But I love the sparkly frocks. Especially on Russell.

I have ricked my back from weekend shagging, which is a bit much, considering my most energetic moment was grabbing the duvet when it looked like some cold air might get in (it's bloody freezing here).

Congratulations on skinnynosity, blonderedhead. How much further do you have to go?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/11/2011 15:06

I iz painting ze bathroom hence radio silence. Twas minging. Will add pics when.done.
Strawberry hair muchos impressive weight loss.

CaveMum · 20/11/2011 15:37

Just back from lunch at MILs, she's not a bad old egg though she does have a tendency to come out with pronouncements like "If I ever get grandchildren!". One of these days I shall say back to her "We're trying ver hard, but if it helps I'll jump on your firstborn right here, right now and see if we can magic one up for you!" Grin

It's bloody cold here too - we've got a problem with our central heating and have got someone coming out to look at it at 7.30am tomorrow.

If we're going down a shite-factor X-factor/Strictly theme then I shall be popping into this understated little number.

[leaves a trail of sequins where she walks]

Ariesgirl · 20/11/2011 17:58

Oh for central heating! Oh for even BROKEN central heating!

CaveMum · 20/11/2011 18:12

[gets violins out for Rie]

Grin
HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/11/2011 18:25

Bathroom handiwork pics now up on my profile :)

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/11/2011 18:38

Ps Grease is the word.
MSB is amused that I know all the words and backing music (had the soundtrack on tape). I'd like to dance rock and roll dance like that!

InTheSunshine · 20/11/2011 18:55

What do you watch on tv Cave?

I have just been to see Arthur Christmas in 3D. It was great.

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CaveMum · 20/11/2011 19:44

I'm a Strictly girl through and through Sunny

InTheSunshine · 20/11/2011 19:54

I like it. I just have to ffwd through Tess.

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starcuntmole · 20/11/2011 20:01

I have been very upset this afternoon by the travesty of film making that is the screen adaptation of A Little Princess.

Don't worry, rie you will be warmed to your very cockles by the tale of triumph over adversity I will be presenting in my pre performance VT.

InTheSunshine · 20/11/2011 20:06

C'mon Mole tell us 'your story'.... Lost dog? Broken arm? < gasps> Flat tyre??

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/11/2011 20:13

Yes the BBC series of A Little Princess was far superior. I remember coming on from sledging to what that as a kid.
Well MSB had said with a Shock face that I've been very positive since I woke up. I have been proactive. And singing to myself...he took a picture of me for evidence of me being this happy!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 20/11/2011 21:46

I thought you were all ok but my acts were the best
Are we all chilling out on Sunday night? I'm all sorted for the week, just laid in bed waiting to settle down.

LauraPalmer · 21/11/2011 02:17

We lost the baby.

I forgot how to sing.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 21/11/2011 06:12

:( oh that's just....words fail me :(

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 21/11/2011 06:21
AlpinePony · 21/11/2011 06:50

Oh Laura, I'm so sorry. :(

CaveMum · 21/11/2011 07:35

Laura I'm so sorry (((hug)))

AuntieDoris · 21/11/2011 07:51

Oh Laura, I am so sorry ((hugs))

blonderedhead · 21/11/2011 08:38

Really sorry LauraPalmer. That's devastating news.

KatAndKit · 21/11/2011 09:31

Laura i am so very sorry, you must be devastated. Everyone tells you it will be alright next time and when it isn't its an awful shock. Massive hugs to you and a Vat of gin.
I hope it is over soon for you without having to go through too much hospital shitness . We are all here when you need to talk.

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