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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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MadameBoo · 21/11/2011 20:08

Cake in a mug? Genius! I'll save that for Wednesday after weigh in.

LP My friend went to the recurrent miscarriage clinic in London - she's on here somewhere as well so I can direct you to her freds when you feel ready for all that stuff. Still sending the ESH love to you

In Boonews, Droid not due until Saturday but I have the tender boobage, achy womble and tearful tendencies already. Not Fair.

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InTheSunshine · 21/11/2011 20:32

Boo I hate the early warning signs. If the bleeping metal fecker is going to turn up then it should just arrive instead of messing with our minds.

I echo what the others have said lovelylaura. We're here for general ranting, tears and anything else.

Brownie! How the hell are you? How is everything?

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Casserole · 21/11/2011 20:36

Laura I'm so very sorry Sad

Ariesgirl · 21/11/2011 21:41

Those warning signs are the pits aren't they? Maybe this time, I'll be lucky, maybe this time I'll w-i-i-i-nnnnn, maybe this time, for the first time...."etc. Let's have a Cabaret theme for the next fred? Yes?

Whaddyou mean BB? Am I likely to post more pissed ramblings that, Boo, for example? Or Moley? Grin

How you doing this evening ElPee?

starcuntmole · 21/11/2011 21:41

LovelyLaura am so so sorry, what awful and terribly sad news. Sad Much love to you and TOM, take care of each other xxx

PerfectDromedary · 21/11/2011 21:44

LP Am so sad for you.

starcuntmole · 21/11/2011 21:54

In my defence, miss rie I am rarely pissed nowadays. Those are SOBER ramblings, dammit.

Ariesgirl · 21/11/2011 22:04

Like.

Maybe I should give up drinking But if he won't, why should I? It's his jizz and after all, it is a competition Hmm

MadameBoo · 21/11/2011 22:13

I haven't been pissed for ages. Bloody weight watchers.

Don't give up drinking Rie. Water down his beer instead :o

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InTheSunshine · 21/11/2011 22:27

When can we get pissed together?

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MadameBoo · 21/11/2011 22:29

When I've lost half a stone?

Ariesgirl · 21/11/2011 22:33

When you come down here!

BrownB · 21/11/2011 22:33

I got called Mrs Blobby in the canteen today. I was buying chips at the time... and sulked for a good seven hours or so afterwards. I'm okay now, but still want to damage that particular dinner lady. Shock

Thanks for LP.
Brew for Boo, Cunty and Rie - I always think that the logo on the cup looks like bit like a cannabis leaf... and in that spirit I offer it to you all!!!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 21/11/2011 23:03

Andy Parsons iz vair funny Grin MSB cheered up but is now grumpy again Referred to acupuncture as '....voodoo sh*t'. So, not going to willingly allow needle sticking any time soon though if he stays mardy may be tempted to try myself
I iz not really enjoying the booze at present must be vair ill have cut right down.

Ariesgirl · 21/11/2011 23:07

I cannot move on MN at the moment without crashing into some thread which has already kicked off without my knowledge and writing something crass which I believe is funny. AIBU but are there increasing numbers of the Professionally Offended around at the moment? I know more than most people what it's like knowing/living with someone who has a terrible mental illness, and yet I still have a sense of humour about it. And the said relative has no problem calling himself "mad" etc. Sigh. Everyone can fuck off and that's the truth

MadameBoo · 21/11/2011 23:19

I'm off to bed after drinking that funny tea what Brown gave me :o

and OMG YYY to coming to play in Ariesland !!111!11!!!111!!!

Northey · 22/11/2011 12:03

In more "let's distract her so she doesn't notice she's STILL not pregnant" news, I've just received an appointment for an HSG. More hospital cake! W00t!

How are you doing today, lp? Am thinking of you lots.

CaveMum · 22/11/2011 12:34

Ooo North I hope you're a fan of smear tests [winces at memory of own HSG]

Northey · 22/11/2011 13:07

Don't tell me that! Were you at all wobbly afterwards? Enough to need someone with you?

eurochick · 22/11/2011 15:17

Northey I was dreading mine as I had read bad things about HSGs online and a RL friend (yes, I do have some) had told me hers flipping hurt. Mine was painless. I took 2 nurofen beforehand and felt the speculum (of course) but didn't feel the fluid going in at all. I wouldn't have known they had done it if I hadn't seen it flying out the ends of my tubes on the screen. It was horribly undignified but painless for me. I think the pain is caused if they have to put some pressure on to get the dye through if there is a bit of gunk in the tubes. Either that or my dr was just particularly good. She did mention that she had had one herself and would be as gentle as possible.

My hospital doesn't do cake. booooooooo.

CaveMum · 22/11/2011 15:43

Sorry North that was mean of me. I was fine after, a bit uncomfortable but perfectly able to drive myself home.

The speculum was the worst bit (as always) but I did feel the fluid - it felt like deep cramps, uncomfortable but not painful. My problem was that the HSG appeared to show a blocked tube so I had to have a Laporoscopy under general anaesthetic to investigate a few months later. It turned out that my tube was not blocked at all but had gone into spasm during the HSG and clamped itself shut! Apparantly that is quite common and I cant say I blame it actually!

CaveMum · 22/11/2011 15:48

Oh yes, and I totally agree with Euro on the undignified aspect. The Dr (male) was perfectly nice and lovely but the fact I was on a raised table, with him sat on a chair at the end, my foof exactly at eye level for him was very Blush I know they've seen it all before, but it's still not much fun. Plus he kept trying to make small talk with me about the weather and my job! I know he was just trying to get me to relax, but all I could think was "He's trying to talk to me whilst fiddling with my lady bits - eyes on the job mister!"

AuntieDoris · 22/11/2011 16:19

I had a slightly embarrassing moment recently. As part of our referral to the fertility clinic I had to go and get screened for STDs. Rather innocently I though that it would just be a blood test so I was telling this nice nurse all about my new job, which is in the same building as the sexual health clinic and how I am looking forward to starting. Next thing i know she is asking to remove my clothes and sit with my legs in stirrups so she can take a swab. I was mortified. I suddenly realised that I was going to have to see this woman around and about and here she was gazing as my foof. So, I did what I do best and carried on talking.

Fortunately I see this nurse regularly and she is just lovely!

Ariesgirl · 22/11/2011 17:27

I hate at this. Why can't we just get babies like other people? Eh? I mean why?

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