The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

[InTheSunshine]

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

I had all the basics (hormones, semen analysis etc) done at 6 months and as soon as we moved back here we went to the GP for a referral - so that was at 12 months.

I have decided that if they refuse me a private appointment today I am going to go back to my GP to see if he can do anything in the interim and if not I will make enquiries about going off-island. I have a suspicion that I am stuck with the one clinic over here though. Talk about a monopoly. Patient choice? No such thing over here!

Yup, water. And fruit pastilles and jelly babies and pizza and Thai and Indian and chips and fuck me I really packed it away last weekend. 4lbs probably isn't bad, considering!

Go dor!

Ooh, accidental early post! Though was only going to bibble on about how important it is for us all to remember not to give up, and to keep battling. On our journey.

Northey!
Did those come back ok dor? I suppose you need your plumbing checked next?

Yep everything came back within normal ranges. Suspect you are right - I need the plumbing flushed through!

[waves pom poms for Dor]

Can someone please talk me down off the menkul ledge?! I'm only on day 19 and have no idea if I've even ovulated, but I've been feeling queasy for a few days now and this morning it's the worst it's been. I know, I know, I know it's ridiculous but you can imagine the sorts of thoughts floating around my head at the moment! I have a raging need to pee on something!!!

Step. Away. From. The. Stick. That is money you could be spending on gin. Or penny sweets.

Or alternatively just do it, so you can get on with the rest of your day without dwelling on it!

you know that sticks can tell you nothing at cd19!! Northey is right, step away from them

Thanks, I just needed a slap. I dont have any pee sticks in the house and have promised myself that I can get some cheapies once the results of my Day 21 blood tests come back, which should be next Tuesday. [laughs ironically at the thought I might manage to hold off peeing on something till then]

Commiserations on the weight gain Northey - hopefully it will go off as quickly as it came on. I lost 1/2 today - I was surprised because I have such horrendous PMT bloat I look diffed today.

I have had to take the day off work sick. I am feeling 'well rough'.

Thinking about going on Dragons Den with special BESH-stix. They are very very cheap but also digital. They give you amusing messages and allow you to piss on sticks all month long. They test your gin and cake levels and advise you accordingly.

Sorry you are not well boo hope you feel better soon.

Kit I'll take a box of 1,000 please!

Kat I'm in.

Could you combine them with a magic 8 ball? Like 'ask again later'?

Or like after you've ovulated: 'You've laid your egg, you can stop the shagathon now' :)

Can they also tell us when we're going to win our baybees pliz?

As long as they say "You need more cake and/or gin) I'll be happy

If they were reusable they could also say "The answer's the same as the last time you asked, 30 mins ago"

I posted here hours ago. Where has it gone? MN has eaten my posts.

What did it say, goatface?

My boobs are sore when groped through my bra. They are not sore during naked groping. So not worth menkulling over. And yet I menkul.

My boobs are so sore they are hitting the floor and my womble is really really really hurting. I just want the droid to come the fuck on to be honest.

Goatface? She isn't gonna like that... :o

You are all just so good at witty alternative names. And now I have clearly gone too far in my attempts to catch up with you. Also, it's what I call my cat, so I have feelings of love and furriness when I say it.

Sorry aries.

What are you sorry for?

Oh. Goatface Not the best I've heard, Northey

I'm really sorry if it's offended or upset you at all, aries :( I am an idiot.