30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

You are not an idiot! Just because your boobs don't start oscillating the minute the swimmers hit their target does not make you stupid. If it were "fucking obvious" people were pregnant, then Clearblue (and their ilk) would not be multi-million pound corporations!

at Bugger googling. Sorry for BFN pet.

Hello Rie I haff mised you

Moley I loved your ideas for discussion list. I agree with #3 wholeheartedly. I grew some at my allotment. Having an allotment would also help with #2. (if you want a diet of potatoes & leeks as that's all I can grow)

Boo are you ok today?

Alps you were in my dream t'other night, well not you but I was looking a word up in the dictionary and Alpinepony appeared as a new word. Bizarre.

Hello Sunny dear. I can just make out the lappie through my nearly closed red and watery eyes. My droid arrived this morning and my body/mind have relaxed so think I will sleep tonight.
Even though I knew it was coming I desperately pissed on an ebay cheapie last night, as if doing so could stave off the inevitable. Crazy woman.

The good news is that I have pressed the M button and the shag dictator can now stop telling me it's a 2 bar day, and will realise my cycles are so short I barely have time to lay an egg, as my ovaries are kicking them out at a rate of knots as I unwillingly hurtle towards the menopause.

I am too weak from heavy droid to fight

Can I be excused from scrapping and just snuggle instead?

Did droid arrive Bugger? Are we cyclesistaz (TM)? I think I was with Rieonce.

Rie and Mole I will work through that list. But I'm going to bed now.

boo excuse the brevity of this message as ^am on iPod, and get quite upset if I try to write on it for too long,'but know that i mean every word fourthousand fold. So sorry about The Evil One, you are not to far off being in synch with me- perhaps when we allign it will be like some universe shattering explosion and we'll both instantly get diffed? X x x kisses and then some x

4# I have found it, panic over.

rie will address religion issue when not on mr job's. Ridiculously slow device.

Boo to droids!

Sorry about droid LovelyBoobs :(. You can snuggle - you don't have to fight.

This is getting bloody boring now isn't it? All this droidal action. FUCK OFF

I got sent to a small religious community on an island when I was 18 in an effort to help me behave. I never looted before that mind. And I still misbehaved aftewards. But was more concious of my terrible behaviour. I just didn't stop until I was about 30 when I realised I needed to stop acting like a petulant child.

Wow. I just spilt my guts there didn't I

Oh dear Lord Bugger, I go with that old email, if you are what you eat then I'm sticking to Nigella .

Was it Iona Sunny? I've always wanted to go there. I've been to Taize. I'd describe myself as a polytheist with a christian base. Add a huge dollop of (genetic) catholicism, a dip into evangelism and a near miss with the Jehovah's (thank feck).

Oooh sunny Interesting indeed. I too was exiled to an island aged 12 - kind of back-fired really. What happens to all the fishermen in the north sea when the weather closes in? That's right, they head for port with vodka. All I could think of was escape, not redemption!

Oh and it goes without saying I was a big ol' ho in my 20s.

Put it there Pone :o

I think I only realised that boys found me half way attractive at about 21. God I wish I'd stopped fretting and enjoyed mylself a bit more back then though.

High 5 Ski I salute you!

Yes, was Iona. It's an amazing place. But I still managed to continue my party lifestyle, just in a village hall instead of a skanky club! I had a great time.

I have finished work on time. Hurrah. Going out this evening too. Bring on the gin.

It's nothing new Bugger, kidney poking has been going on since the dawn of BESH. Kidneys, wee, POAS, geddit?

Y'know I am all about the rosé these days. But cheers all anyway.

BTW - can I just say that I was never a JW? I don't want you to get the wrong idea. My Mom and Dad were when I was a baby. Then they split up, and that was the end of it.

You're slim and gorgeous too. Invite her round for a cheese and wine evening?

Facebook is the devil when you are having a hard time ttc. Hide her from your home feed?

Oh my days. Jagerbombs are the devil.

Gosh it has been quiet in here! I had fun in the sun in Turkey. Lovely snorkelling and swimming in the sea, very relaxing.
Majorly stressing now though. Had teeny tiny bit of spotting whilst away and boobs have deflated. The last 2 times I have been fobbed off when consulting quacks about this but the last 2 times I had exactly the same and it did not end well. Hospital appointment on Monday, will have to ask for some prompt scannange. I really hope I am wrong this time. It always seems to happen at 6 weeks give or take a few days.

Oh Kat :( (huggles). I do hope you're ok, is there any way you can get it done today? Do you have any nausea? The previous two times, have you needed an erpc or did it kind of 'self cleanse'? On a happier note I'm glad you had a good holiday, I have a soft spot for turkey having lived there when I was younger.

There's nothing I can do today unfortunately. EPU here only open weekdays and will only do scans if you have proper bleeding. Because of my history they will let me have a scan at 8 weeks instead of 12 but not before that. at 6+3 it would be too early for a conclusive scan and I hate it when you know it will be shit and you have to wait another week and have another scan. It's never happened spontaneously for me. the first time I had erpc and the last time I had medical management. Of course, I could be wrong, but the boobs are worrying me. They have gone back to soft and squishy and they should be bigger and harder. I will have to wait and see as usual. Stressful times.

Kat if it's any consolation I've never had pregnancy gino-boobs. They are soft and 'normal'. What about the nausea?