30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

boo I was going to ask you if you'd laid an egg - thinking that would be all behind you. I'm sorry my hormones over-rode its settings! Good job in retrospect that you didn't ride MrBoo in to the ground thrice daily given the lack of eggy readings. Amazon indeed I think is where it's at. Rie would know, unless she simply looted Lloyds the chemist of course.

I reset it Alps so it's all me :)

I rarely venture outside ESHland so I wouldn't know, but do a search?

Where is everyone? I am sick to back teeth of people posting utter Daily Fail like rubbish on Facearse. I haff disabled my wall as a debate broke out on it, sparked by what I thought was a very innocent comment!

The first couple of cycles with Shag Dictator can be odd as it learns your cycle.

Thanks Meds, I had a good look at the CBFM thread and stopped panicking - I also looked back at all Rie's posts on the subject. It's still giving me 2 bars today - so I've had an 8 day fertile period so far!

I too am on 2 bars. I also have egg white. Did you want to know that?

(Are you saying I post often about the Shag Dictator? )

bugger Get him to JIAP when he's home so you've got the goods.

No not all Rie, but what you did post was very helpful.

I had egg white for the first time this month! I was very happy! Hence the OMG !1111!1!!!

Don't be daft you traditional-sechs-doin' loon - that would defeat the point! That was very quick - am impressed with postal!

boo If you're now getting egg white does this mean your body is totally fucking with you this month?

No, it was last Tuesday - the day before we did the sechs first time. Does that bode well then? FFJ confuses me...

Morning schlaags! I am off on my lovely holibobs today. And I have pissed on all my sticks so have none left to take with me and menkul over. Hoping my womble has lost its teflon coating and I will still be diffed when I get back, and that one of you lot will be too :) Or more than one if we are going for a mega cluster diffment.

bugs I noticed you seemed to have a stalker! I thought it was you posting under another name in a sort of bored schizophrenic way. Are they a real person? Hope this rioting stops soon, not least so that you can get back to the shagging.

It would appear I am going to miss the Owl Lay that I have been looking forward too all this time. I will be secretly looking for cafés with free WiFi!

Nope, I'll still be here when you get back at this rate.

Bon vacances! I want to go on hollibobs too :(

Boo I find the FFJ completely random and baffling; it never ever seemed to coincide with the shag dictator.

Well I'm glad you PESH are posting in here or I'd be here all my own.

I only once got proper FFJ. Was the cycle I got diffed.

Bugs I stopped drinking for 3 months. Did not result in diffage. Carry on with the gin!!