I am jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no argument.

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Hello everyone!

Well today I was writing lists of symptoms that mean I am def pregnant and symptoms that mean AF is going to start and swiftly realised they were both exactly the same!

So that ruined that time wasting exercise so I had to spend my day doing to actual work. Rubbish.

Anyways, hope all is still well Aubers and everyone else is feeling super pregnant and glowing. Keep up the good work :o

Right after much googling I am off to take a salt bath, take a vast amount of vit c and drink a whole box of green tea xx bring Af on!!!

Omg green tea is rank

meme - I know it's been said before, but might you not just have ovulated late and so AF isn't really late? Maybe test again just in case?

meme it could be you've had an anovulatory cycle. I had one a couple of months back, got weird temps, bfns and af was the latest its ever been! It's quite normal to have a couple a year, you just are more aware when you're ttc. Or pale could be right -stress could have made ovulation late therefore af would be late and effectively you'd be early testing. Hope you get an answer soon.

Another bfn it's day 38 now ? Going out bight so may have a drink a nice long bath and pamper my self? Thanks girls much love to u all, have a cuppa on me xxxx

That sounds like a plan meme definitely in need of a pamper!

Still having pains, and have woken up with the most painful shoulder ever. God knows what I did in my sleep

Well I'm back from my first gynae appointment....generally ok but she was very dismissive of my charting! . Not likely to be pcos, I don't have enough symptoms. Plan from here is: repeat progesterone (looks like they were just taken too late cos of my irregular cycle) day 17 (in case its a 25 day cycle) and day 20 (in case its a day 27!). Fanny cam - apparently they should have sent me an appointment for that prior to this appointment. Hsg to be done after next af. But of course I'm already upduffed so I can just look forward to cancelling that!

Glad you have got the ball rolling have And you are right, you are obviously already pregnant, so can feel very smug when canceling your appointments

maybe - there's no way it could be an ectopic pregnancy, is there? The pain isn't in the tip of your shoulder? Not trying to be alarmist, but just in case! Did you take a test at the GP?

have - yes, there's no way you'll need that appointment as you will be pregnant by then!

That is exactly where it is pale It seems to have eased a bit for now though, so maybe just a coincidence? GP didn't take a test, but I took one this morning and was negative. Not alarmist at all, thank you My midwife friend has told me to keep an eye and get off to a&e if it gets worse.

Oh maybe hope its not and hope you feel better soon!
Futility fiend is confident I've ovulated now. 4dpo now and very confident we smacked that rat! Timing was superb, more swi this month than ever before! :) boobies are starting to ache and grow, excellent sign!

Well done have Watch out for that morning sickness, it's bound to kick in any time soon My shoulder pain has eased off, so hoping all will be well. Maybe I have ovulated early. Anyone know if it's possible to ovulate 9 days early?!

What cycle day? I think you can ovulate any day after cd8 and there's no set day each cycle!

CD10-12 sometime. Normally its CD21. I won't complain if it is though, the sooner the better

I vary between cd8 and 13 so it could well be 10-12! Obviously take your normal LP length into account so you know when you'd expect af (clearly sooner than normal as well!) but obviously you will be pregnant this month.

Haha, obviously have just need to get the formality of BFP out the way, then it's bump ahoy

sounds very promising have, good work.

We used pre-seed for the first time last night so I am obviously now pregnant.

Hey I've been doing loads of jobs found the house. I'm clearly nesting!
We've been using conceive plus for a while but am thinking of getting pre-seed. Either costs a bomb so replacing it will if course mean not needing it due to ky ironic bfp!

I like it - not just a bfp, but a ky ironic bfp!!

What is a ky ironic bfp?! Ah well apparently I'm having one. Even though I've never used ky jelly in my life!

ha ha, it's what you put at the end of your previous post!! I think I misread though - I thought you meant it would be ironic to get pregnant using Ky jelly. Therefore, a Ky ironic bfp. Now I'm thinking you had just mis-typed!

Maybe I meant 'my' ironic bfp?! I blame the smart phone. Don't care as long as its a bfp!! Confidence is high!

We have also used Pre Seed this month for the first time, so I am also clearly pregnant. It's just so romantic, inserting lubricant with a syringe before having regimented sex as instructed by the Shag Dictator.

6DPO and sore boobs and tired, but this always happens TBH. If this is pregnancy tiredness, am actually a bit disconcerted by the prospect of the next nine months, as I spent yesterday sorting out the plants at the front of the house and at one point had to sit down on the pavement for a rest! I don't fancy nine months of having to take extremely unsanitary rest stops! But am obviously pregnant whatever symptoms say...

Sounds promising pale I know what you mean, when I had my chemical pregnancy last month,k I felt sick, and I was thinking about the prospect of t lasting for 3+ months.

But we will all be putting on brave faces for the next 9 months, as we are all obviously pregnant