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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

I am jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no argument.

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allhailtheaubergine · 28/05/2011 09:59

Who's in?

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ShowOfHands · 28/05/2011 10:00

Nah. Not me. But I am going to bake the perfect gingerbread man.

mumatron · 28/05/2011 10:02

not me either.

good luck to you though.

allhailtheaubergine · 28/05/2011 10:07

Are you going to ice your gingrbread man?

Thank you.

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Lintilla · 28/05/2011 10:16

Can I join you please?

Although I've still got a week before my period is due (I'm pretty sure we missed this month) but then after that I am definitely going to get pregnant! Been trying 10 months now so I think it's about time...

allhailtheaubergine · 28/05/2011 10:21

Of course you can Lintilla.

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emmaloupolman · 28/05/2011 10:22

Can i join been ttc #2 for 21 months now af not due till 19th June week b4 my wedding :)

schobe · 28/05/2011 10:25

Yes! A year here and two mcs (one ectopic).

Knocking on slightly. I'm simply not having it any more.

allhailtheaubergine · 28/05/2011 10:38

That's the spirit Schobe. No more nonsense. We are simply going to get pregnant before this thread is out, and no excuses.

Now Emma - you want to get pg before your wedding? You won;t be able to drink champagne Confused.

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Lintilla · 28/05/2011 10:41

I was pg at my wedding and felt very left out at the lack of champers! have more than made up for it since

schobe · 28/05/2011 11:02

I too was pregnant at my wedding. What a scandalous lot!

With such loose morals there really are no excuses for not getting knocked up this month.

Huzzah!

melliebobs · 28/05/2011 11:04

ill join you although not feeling too positive. Got 2 out of 4 of my apparant most fertile days and a couple of days before so time will tell. AF du 9th june :s

schobe · 28/05/2011 11:11

We WILL overcome.

emmaloupolman · 28/05/2011 11:38

I have my hen night friday so can drink then if am pg i can have a little one

allhailtheaubergine · 28/05/2011 11:58

Am outraged by all you loose lot being prego at your wedding. At least I had the moral foresight to have my children first and then get married.

tch.

Mellie. Darling. We are brooking NO NONSENSE. We simply WILL be getting pregnant this month and that's that. No arguments.

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melliebobs · 28/05/2011 12:30

Oh well if we WILL be then fantastic!!!!! I might as well make my drs appointment bow as it can take 2 weeks to get one n e way!!!

Ariesgirl · 28/05/2011 12:41

I'm in. I'm in. A year here and not even a sniff of a diff. It's bloody outrageous.

emmaloupolman · 28/05/2011 12:47

I already have a little boy but i think this one doesn't want to b conceived out of wed lock Smile

BlooferLady · 28/05/2011 12:48

Bugger. If this was next month I'd be with you (roughly 16 months of no joy this end, but having a break to finish my studies). Obviously this time next month you'll all be hurling your first trimester guts up Grin but on the off chance any of you are still remaining I'll be joining you...

BlooferLady · 28/05/2011 12:50

(crucially, I am in no way following Aries around the internet...)

allhailtheaubergine · 28/05/2011 12:52

It IS outrageous Aries. You should complain in writing.

Oh what a shame Bloofer. Unfortunately I am DEFINITELY getting pregnant this month, so we shall just miss each other. We can still be friends though.

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BlooferLady · 28/05/2011 12:55

Glad you said that Aubergenius, cos I have every intention of being the thread's unofficial cheerleader Grin. After my months and months and months and months of TTCing there is no gusset that I am not happy to examine, no symptom about which I cannot get excited, and no flange-excretion that is beneath my interest

Ariesgirl · 28/05/2011 13:16
allhailtheaubergine · 28/05/2011 13:35

Aubergenius Grin He he.

Here's to gussets and imaginary symptoms.

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TigerseyeMum · 28/05/2011 15:06

I'm putting my foot down too. We are on holiday at precisely my fertile time. We shall be lounging by the pool one minute, bouncing on the bed the next, by darn it if it kills us.

We are staying near Aphrodite's Rock, that's got to help, surely?

If Aphrodite can't get me upduffed who can?

InTheSunshine · 28/05/2011 15:24

I'm admiring the determination of this thread & for that reason I'm in. Technically would be a miracle but it only takes one right?

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