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Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

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Truffkin · 16/02/2011 18:54

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

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LaraMi · 16/02/2011 18:55

Woo - hoooooo we have a new home!

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Truffkin · 16/02/2011 18:57

I sent my last post without realising it was the alst one (IYKWIM) so felt obliged to create a new one. I was a bit slow so worried that there might be 2 BESH palais doing the rounds by the time I got it up and running Blush

Welcome ladies (and I use that term loosely) come one, come all to the greatest freak show in town. All new ideas for new attractions greatfully received Grin

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Ariesgirl · 16/02/2011 18:58

Truffers you did it! Well done. Didn't think there would be any takers. I used to think starting a thread got you diffed. Three threads later I changed my mind and haven't done one since. It could work for you though

Ariesgirl · 16/02/2011 18:59

Grin I particularly like Guess When I've Ovulating.

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Truffkin · 16/02/2011 19:00

If it does, you'll all be clambering to write the next one won't you? I will admit to slight performance anxiety (given there are some challenges ahead for thie month's important sechsy times) but who knows, the fred could get be diffed and how would I explain that one to TGB? Confused

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LaraMi · 16/02/2011 19:05

I don't know long you ladies have been on here but I don't know if you realise that for new BESHes like me, I tend to only be able to understand about 50% of what you say (perhaps your evil plan is working....!)

Ariesgirl · 16/02/2011 19:08

I have been on here since the the Mesolithic period Lara. Trumpkin ain't too far behind.

Don't worry - you'll catch on.

starnosemole · 16/02/2011 19:37

Ah it's like home from home here, living as I do in close proximity of various big wheels and Big Ones- my whole life is a fun fair!Hmm

Have been sticking faithfully to my none declared new resolution of laptop avoidance/child interaction/housework during the day, (why doesn't every good, worthy thing you do cause you to lose weight?I feel all 'together' and efficiant today, but then accidentally ate a pancake)

  • am v sorry to have missed barbieisthebestthingintoystory3 dropping by and will admit to having shed whole tears at your bravery and dignity in the face of utter arsewipes. I have here one of those 'hit the thing really hard so it goes ding' machines, and invite you to affix the head of anyone you wish on the bottom.

Did anyone get the Sunday Times on Sunday?

starnosemole · 16/02/2011 19:38

BrianLara is there anything in particular you are befuddled with?

InTheSunshine · 16/02/2011 20:10

Roll up roll up BESHers. How about joining me in the queue for the clairvoyants fertility clinic? Nice fred Truffs.

Jeez Mariez you birds can sure chat Grin. Thanks for all the thoughts on HK & Dubai. MS is still away so I guess I will know a bit more when he's back at the weekend. Am off to read rest of old fred so I know what's going on.

starnosemole · 16/02/2011 20:11

Oh Billy- he's a bit of alright innit. (was never sure about the beach scene at the end though)
Was looking for Kenickie on the Big Wheel at the end of Grease, and failed, but came across totally unrelated to funfair young gere

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Truffkin · 16/02/2011 20:22

What are you stuck on LaraCroft my love? We'll help you out in return for eroti-violent favours. There were far mor time-served BESHes about before my time, but there was some flouncing moving on a while ago so I'm now an 'oldie but goody' almost by default.

Am love ing the clairvoyant reference, when she asks me what I want to know I'm going to wail, "where the fecking feck is my fecking baybee' as good practice for when we get to see a FC doctor.

Oooh MoleyFromWindInTheWillows I do tend to forget your proximity to the theatre of dreams. I always loved PMBO and the Ice Blast (nee Playstation) equally, until Valhalla came along. Good God that's a fun ride I am a ST reader, were you making polite conversation or referencing something pacific?

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InTheSunshine · 16/02/2011 20:23

Right read old Fred. I too have signed up for the Barbie fan club.

Bitey good luck with the interview. A waterfall cardigan & a smock top helped my friend conceal diffment for almost 5 months.

Lara mmmmmmmm stolen. I have to have brandy with stolen

Moley nice nun Grin

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Truffkin · 16/02/2011 20:25

Oh and if anyone's interested, I have a mew obsession with M&S chocolate covered brazil nuts. They are well lush and brazil nuts are good for you. Result.

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Ariesgirl · 16/02/2011 20:32

NOT flouncing Angry

HighPriestessBoo · 16/02/2011 20:56

Of course you aint flouncing Rie Whaddya mean?

HighPriestessBoo · 16/02/2011 21:00

Oh I have read properly. No, twasn't flouncing. I see Bloofer hangs out here on occasion. Wish she would come back and post here though.

starnosemole · 16/02/2011 21:17

Glad to hear it ramakin
(also, thinking I owe you a droid batter- and a few shots of eau de vie)

truffleST- go to style magazine, and read article about post menopausal el il women- the quote highlighted and enlarged is from my sis's MIL!

starnosemole · 16/02/2011 21:27

Me too, rie just got what you were on aboot- got excited you'd been and harangued some fuckwits somewhere and they'd been a bit cheeky, now I won't have to read all the threads you're on. (It is only me who get such a sense of satisfaction from correctly executed cross outs?)

I am not a fan of seeking adrenaline rushes by means of turning myself upsidedown and round and round very quickly. It makes me feel sick. I do not like feeling sick. WHy would I seek it out as a source of pleasure?

InTheSunshine · 16/02/2011 21:35

Rie have been reading some other Freds. You are very good with words. That's all Grin

I am watching One Born on the V plus. One day I will win a baybee.

InTheSunshine · 16/02/2011 21:36

Mole I love a good rollercoaster ride me.

Ivegotmrbitey · 16/02/2011 22:13

Yay! I love fun fairs! Where's the candy floss? I am off to look skinny in the hall of mirrors!

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Truffkin · 16/02/2011 23:18

Sorry, was meant to tongue in cheek, no offence intended

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LaraMi · 17/02/2011 09:46

Morning All.. Thanks for offer of help and guidance in return for inappropriate favours. I will try and keep up and perhaps ask for translations once in a while.

Am wondering whether very inappropriate / very sexual dreams are a sign of early pregnancy . For the past two nights I have had incredibly explicit dreams - bearing in mind i am super stressed and that sechs is the last thing on my mind these days, I wondered... Last time round (i.e. when I got updiffed but before I MCd), I kept having very explicit dreams... I know the obvious answer is just to go and to a test for insanity but it's far more fun to phantom sympton spot.

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