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Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

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Truffkin · 16/02/2011 18:54

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

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BarbiesBeaver · 17/02/2011 10:10

Come back Rie we needs you. You know we all love you.

I like the thread Truff, I have a good feeling about this one. Now for a go on the Waltzers "Scream if you wanna go faster! Open your knees and feel the breeze!"

starnosemole · 17/02/2011 10:23

laramie perhaps you should tell us about the dreams, and then we will decide whether you can stay

owlbooty · 17/02/2011 10:31

I am liking the phrase 'open your knees and feel the breeze' Grin

Ariesgirl · 17/02/2011 11:02

I'm here What are you all on about? Not that I'm not grateful for the daffs and the cheese. Cheers Pellet.

Dunno about erotic dreams Lazza. I've had many and I've never been diffed.

Ariesgirl · 17/02/2011 11:04

I am almost impossible to offend Truffers. Don't worry about it. The angry face was perhaps OTT.

OK, that's an exaggeration - I am quite easy to offend, but you didn't Grin

Ivegotmrbitey · 17/02/2011 15:25

Who wants to go for a ride on the big dipper? Phnaaar phnaaarrr.

As you were.

LaraMi · 17/02/2011 16:56

Great... the inappropriate dreams were because effing AF was on the way - finally bloody arrived after something insane like 43 days. My body is screwed.

Fat bollox I'll ever get pg - I'm just going to be riding the merry-go-round that is my fcked up body cycle for the rest of my life...

Even bloody Punch and Judy would have more luck procreating...

I will just have to settle for a fun fair goldfish...

HighPriestessBoo · 17/02/2011 17:18

Hello BEShes.

I am all Angry and Sad today.

I can't taste anything.
My wee is bright yellow.
aaaand

I am fecked off with being off colour and with not being pregnant. Anyone would think I was a blooody hypochocdriac reading my BESH posts. Grrrr.

Ho hum.

Work was good, fabulous training course from the Autism society.

Sorry to be boring and not entertaining. I just feel all antobioticcated and crapola.

LaraMi · 17/02/2011 17:25

Awwww -Boo - I know... it's utterly crap... Plus to make things even worse, work for me is rubbish and the longer it takes me to get updiffed, the longer I have to put up with their crap .

I had a flicker of excitement with some weird twinges that I was convinced were the start of something.. Now back to waiting to get through next cycle. Everyone says the "it will happen the moment you stop thinking about it". I can't bloody stop thinking about it.

owlbooty · 17/02/2011 17:37

Aw, Boo , antibiotics are utter shit. This seems to be really dragging on and not shifting, you clearly need a very long holiday in a sunny place.

As I cannot provide you with that, pliz to accept this small cocktail umbrella as a symbolic gesture.

Lara anyone who says 'relax and it'll happen' or 'it'll happen when you stop thinking about it' is an utter cock and needs punching repeatedly. As does the droid after 43 days, is it having a larf?

HighPriestessBoo · 17/02/2011 17:39

People who say 'it will happen when you stop thinking about it' have clearly conceived at the drop of a hat, and should be punched in the face ignored. :o

HighPriestessBoo · 17/02/2011 17:40

ha ha x-posts Owlboots :o

Ariesgirl · 17/02/2011 17:59

Sorry you're pissed off with being ill Boo. It sounds shit indeed.

Lara our own dear Medee had absurdly long cycles of 50-ish days. She is due in a couple of weeks of so.

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Truffkin · 17/02/2011 19:04

Not a good day in teh BESH household then? Have these lovely fat cakes, this huge bowl of punch (inclusive of gin of course) and this nubile fairground lad, who will see to your every need (be careful with him ladies, he's only young) He's got a special trick up his sleeve to cheer up our Boo

I hear you Lara as I am having some work shiz at the moment and keep veering between 'fuck it I need to find a new job and leave' and 'I'll just get pregnant and then fuck off on my generous maternity leave pay and look for a new job once I have my baybee'. On the up side though, I had shittily long cycles when we first decided to TTC and now they come in at a neat 28 days pretty much. This has clearly not helped me win ma baybee though so it may not be quite the ray of sunshine I was hoping for.

Rie am glad for not offending, was worried for a moment

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HighPriestessBoo · 17/02/2011 19:17

You know, when I was about 16 these gypsies came and 're-tarmaced' our drive. One of them was all gorgeous IM then HO, all dark eyes and shy grin, scruffy long dark hair, and about the same age as me (not like the ones on MBFGW last week) and I dreamed of being whisked away to his caravan and away from my dull life of A-levels and over-strict parents as I leaned out of the window moodily, smoking secretly (how the fuck did I get away with that?), whilst wearing my purple tassled skirt, baseball boots and listening to All About Eve's 'Marthas Harbour'. Oh, the life I could have had eh? :o

HighPriestessBoo · 17/02/2011 19:19

Why can't we all just GETFUCKINGPREGNANT?Angry

kat2504 · 17/02/2011 20:03

Ahh Boo I used to love All About Eve! And the tye dye tassled/velvet gear.
From the dance moves on that programme though I think the gypsies are not listening to hippy goth music.

starnosemole · 17/02/2011 21:12

I sang 'Martha's Harbour'in a 6th form concert, accompanied by a maths teacher on guitar if I remember correctly Sorry you still not on form Boo, this is getting beyond a joke-get on the twirling cup ride and we'll spin it out of you? I would like to offer you this to cheer your boots Have the medical profession in their great wisdom Hmm shed any light on your weakened immune system? Is it just another thing we can blame on the government? (anyone else think the whole forest thing was just completely made up, so they could back down, and then as the country unravels at their feet say 'Well at least we didn't sell the woods')

I am having POOvS fail- no surge yet and its CD17- but twinges on the wrong side anyway (for those who don't know I am tubally challenged having only the one) so I think this month a no goer. At least the SWI hasn't been a total chore this month Grin

rocketleaf · 17/02/2011 21:57

Oh there you all are! I have been stupidly staring at triffids last post in I'm On thinking you lot have been really quiet. Duh.

Just marking my place really except to say to Lara sorry for your extremely tardy droid, I have wedged it in the mechanism of The Eggs so it will be destroyed on the next go round.

Lovely new thread even though I am banned from all the rides but thats not going to stop me stealing all the candy floss and sugar dummies.

AuntieDoris · 17/02/2011 22:07

Pissed off. Droid chased me down and caught me. Want to bash his metal head in.

kat2504 · 17/02/2011 22:24
HighPriestessBoo · 17/02/2011 22:54

oh Moley I think you know me very well. Just a sniff of the Gahan and I go all weak at the kneees abnd a bit grinny. Thanks for that sweetcheeks

BrownB · 17/02/2011 22:59

Gin slushie anyone? I can do them blue or red or green?

Nothing really to report here. Except the fact that mice just moved in. Grrr... They're currently ignoring the traps I purchased today. The traps are the live capture kind, as I stood there unable to compute glue traps or poison or electric shock or the... In truth, am Blush that my house is dirty enough for mice to find anything to eat. To be honest, I know who to blame. MrB has a lot to answer for... Wink

In ttc news, droid came and went. Not a long or particularly dramatic visit thank god. 1st time after the mc, and was not as gutted as I expected. TCOYF wisdom is pointing towards another short cycle here. Lara, long cycles suck big time. Are you temping or anything techy-nickel like that? If I know where I'm at, I feel a bit more comfortable.

Rie, good work on the flouncing. Just how many freds have you been flouncing in..?

To bed with me. Hope the mice don't keep me up again.

Ariesgirl · 17/02/2011 22:59

I have a droid too you know Milano

Am almostbt too dunk too type.

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