The fred where the BESH practise DIY. Scan the chart below. Customers are kindly requested to keep readers informed of relevant colour and consistency.

[Ariesgirl]

BESHityourself proudly presents...

The BESHtone colour matching system, for all your interior colourways

000 Clearest eggwhite
001 Watery white
002 All that jizz?
003 Cottage cheese
004 Cunt-ry cream
005 Hopeful Yellow
006 Hint of a Tint
007 Excessive Cigaring
008 Stretchy but streaky
009 Palest Pink
010 Implantation Imaginings?
011 Itty Bitty Brown
012 Brahn String
013 Ovaltine Ochre
014 Sludge Brown
015 Clotty Red
016 Purest Scarlet
017 Possibly Green*
018 Barely Black*
019 Sump Oil Surprise*
020 Nothing. Nadda. Where the fuck IS it?

*Available at specialist retailers

Well Cass had tantalised with her thread and then buggered off. Someone had to do it.

[saltyair]

AND tis an ironidiff, which is best sort


LadyG you either had prior knowledge or you is a witch, I believe...

[Ariesgirl]

GeeGee join the soothsayer's coven. You predicted this and I predicted lozza in a dream

[MrsFC]

Whoop whoop whoop ocs, congratulations!

[Truffkin]

Oh my, I just KNEW that narrowed-eye staring in the wombular region would pay off. OOOOOOOOrchIIIIIIIIId what brilliant, fabulous and totally wonderous news to finish the thread. Yip and indeed hee.

[Ariesgirl]

Orchid where have you gone? Do you mean you would rather spend your first diffed evening woth MrO than with us?

[Muser]

Yaaaaaaay!

[cincotart]

Wooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Yay, another ironiFCFU. 'Tis magical the way this keeps happening. Absolutely chuffed to bits for you and Mr O ....obviously I have to take some credit as we have met a couple of times in the last week or so BESHmeet strikes again!!!!

[grin

[Scorpette]

WINNAAAHHH! Oh, Orchid, am SOOOO happy for you! Couldn't wait to be a MAD winner, eh?! For some lucky BESHes (myself included), the merest suggestion of the FC clinic invokes a win - I just wish it could be like that (or even easier) for everyone

I bet you and Mr O are going to spend the whole night like this: - in the best way. How wonderful for you both XXXX

[Orchid12]

You lot are great .

12point I am here [hsmile]. Just told my mum and dad and Mr O's mum so that's why I disappeared temporarily - I wouldn't desert you guys! They've known we have been trying for a while so we figured we might as well share the news with them. If anything bad happens then we'd want them to know so they might as well know from the start.

Scropey yes we are both , think we may not sleep too well tonight!

Anyway, will STFU now, apart from to say that we will leave no BESH behind.

[rocketleaf]

ORCHID!!!!!!!!!! Congratumalations my dear, that is such wonderful news!!!! :D vey vey happy for you (ladyG with the winning speculation AGAIN) If that isnt the timelyest name change EVAR. (soz for over capitalisation, is the EXCITEMENT!)

ohh drom VERY good call on installing Mal in the whorehouse, I might have to fight you for him. (be warned, I have spurs ad fight VERY dirty)

cass thats lovely that you went to see your gran. I like the coffee shop idea. Don't think its the usual tho which is a shame as not much cant be improved by the addition of cake. I don't know whats going to happen to Nana, early days yet but as my G'dad died nearly 40 years ago (scary thought, 40 years on your todd) I dont think burial near him will be on the cards.

[cincotart]

I'm gonna sound really thick now but why does everyone call aries 12point? Pliz to explain?

hothouseflower still smiling for you.

[LadyGoneGaga]

I bloody knew it!!!!!! Yay, yay, yay! Congratulations Orchid! Especially chuffed since your cycles are about identical to mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PollyPoo]

Bloody brilliant news Orchid, congratulations my luvver!

[PerfectDromedary]

ORCHID yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay! Go you!

Aries -> Arial -> 12pt obvs...

[Ivegotmrbitey]

Orchid! Yay! A win! Congratulations! Have a lovely glass of virtual veuve cliquot (I understand it's fine for real life baybees)!

[Ivegotmrbitey]

PS

[LadyGoneGaga]

When you ladies have finished with all the nekkid dancing, we've a new fred to populate. Come on over, 'darlin. I've a whole lot of loving for a lonesome girl like you tonight.

[cincotart]

D'oh....makes sense...

[PollyPoo]

Gis a link GeeGee, I am too lazy to search.

[Ariesgirl]

Polleeee it's at the TOP

[LadyGoneGaga]

For lazy Pol here

[PollyPoo]

Fanks GG

Ooh Rie I love it when you are stern.

[Ariesgirl]

Take that! I think we'll have to use other slapping implements than fish for this next fred. Umm.....any objections to a cactus?

[cincotart]

Ooh am I the last one here?



Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaw BESHes

[cincotart]

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