The fred where the BESH practise DIY. Scan the chart below. Customers are kindly requested to keep readers informed of relevant colour and consistency.

[Ariesgirl]

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000 Clearest eggwhite
001 Watery white
002 All that jizz?
003 Cottage cheese
004 Cunt-ry cream
005 Hopeful Yellow
006 Hint of a Tint
007 Excessive Cigaring
008 Stretchy but streaky
009 Palest Pink
010 Implantation Imaginings?
011 Itty Bitty Brown
012 Brahn String
013 Ovaltine Ochre
014 Sludge Brown
015 Clotty Red
016 Purest Scarlet
017 Possibly Green*
018 Barely Black*
019 Sump Oil Surprise*
020 Nothing. Nadda. Where the fuck IS it?

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Well Cass had tantalised with her thread and then buggered off. Someone had to do it.

I've a bet on who our first DIY diff will be

Yes, DC is rather hot. Notice we have no objets de lust in this fred to take into the pit. Where'd they all go?

Maybe Daniel could come oto the whorehouse for a leeetle visit?? Hmm?

LadyGG whoever it is better get a move on we're nearly at the end.....who is going to do the next one? Who did the one where there were lots of wins?

I think the Ojects Of Lust must have got bored and wandered off because we all starting talking about fish and positive thinking.

Dunno but I won on the I-beefer fred (was that Rie?), lost on the Tao but Score got her win there. Brain all confuddled on the big win one.

Just thinking about Daniel craig makes my eyes bulge and nostril flare. It's not an attractive look think angry horse!

ladygonemysticmeg what do you know?

salty I think you are right, I know for a fact that Daniel Craig finds talking about fish positivley irksome!

I think she is one of our non-menkullers so not going to fuel any menkul but I'm quietly confident (not me by the way!!! - I've not even laid yet)

oooooooooh Hmmmmmmmmmm No sorry not a clue but hope you are right!

My two consecutive freds have been utter failures so I'm not doing it. I didn't do Ibeefa GG - I can't remember who did. Though there still is time mind

Bitey if I find out you and Daniel have been "talking about fish" I shall be very [henvy]

LadyG you tease!!

Rie sweetheart what's up?

Can't say here.

Aries This is yer man: www.househusbandsthemovie.com/How_files/Mark%20Greenstreet.jpg I got the name slightly wrong. It's been 25 years...

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Sorry Rie, seems you could do with a bit of good luck really. I wouldn't be hung up about positive thinking and woo in bad circumstances - some days it's all you can do not to curl up in a ball and gibber to yourself.

I did the Pirate one - I think there was a few wins on that, but I think Truffkin should do the next as penance for the Shaky horridness.

Perhaps the objets de lust were upset by our FFJ musings and talk of oil sumps/brown string/greenish tinges/cigaring...

Rie I'm sorry to hear you've had bad news. Can't access any other places whilst chained to my desk. Hope you have time to be kind to yourself & do whatever you need to today.

Thanks lovely Hags.

I'll do a whorehouse one but is beyond my power of imagining to make it Halloween stylee. Soo...we could ignore Halloween or save mine for one after and someone else so a Halloween one.

Hope you're ok Rie.

Delurking to cuddle Rocket - so sorry about your Nan, lovely :(. Also cuddle for you Rie, I luffs you.

(Only lurking because busy and can't keep up, not because I'm grumpy or anyfink [hsmile])

Do it ladyg. Don't care about halloween

Let's skip Hallowe'en, it will be irrelevant by Saturday and everyone else is doing Hallowe'en shit, we are more orignal than that [hwink].

Yes I think a great big Burlesque Lesbotic Violence Fest is much more BESH style [hsmile] with plenty of corsets, bodice ripping, lace up boots, gun slinging, sasparella and the rest.

I is good thanks SeaSalt! I'm following Ski's being positive about the pregnancy unless there are signs it is going the way of the last two mantra. Therefore, have told half the world even though only 6 weeks! I just want to celebrate it while it is here. Thankfully no signs of MC yet and off for an early scan next week at some point. Hope you ok too!

Sorry about the bad news Aries

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