I bought the coolest present for the smoker in my life today.

[ABCeasyasdohrayme]

This is going to sound like an ad, but it isn't. So I won't mention the company name.

Its a lighter that sticks to the back of your phone sort of like a phone pop, and works like a car cigarette lighter, and you can recharge it, its totally safe so you can't accidently open it.

I bought it on offer and it just showed up and it looks so expensive and lovely.

Its the coolest thing I've bought in a long time, I'm very excited to give it on Christmas day

Just wanted to share because I'm stupidly excited about Christmas and nobody in my rl cares about these quirky little gifts I manage to find, even though it is officially Christmas season now.

Any more little gifts that anyone is super excited to give then please share, I promise I'll be excited about it

@drinkingwineoutofamug

I had a missed call, ends up it was the company selling the lighter gadget phoning me saying thanks for the order and it's on its way! How's that for customer service! You listening Amazon

Bloody hell I don’t want to be bothered with a call to tell me it’s on its way Just give me a tracking number thanks

I have a rechargeable candle lighter. Its amazing, I use it for lighting the fire. It creates a electric current across the end and would light a cigarette, candles etc. It was about £10 on amazon.

@ShakespearesSisters

I have a rechargeable candle lighter. Its amazing, I use it for lighting the fire. It creates a electric current across the end and would light a cigarette, candles etc. It was about £10 on amazon.

I bought one as recommended upthread.

It really is great I never knew it was a thing.

My kids hate it though, I think it has that sound that kids can hear but over 25s can't when you use it.

@ABCeasyasdohrayme

Its gonna be a garnish and shimmer hamper. I like the art but not sure recipient would like it.

Thanks so much. I am now done Christmas shopping and haven't spent so much that I'm bankrupt.

Maybe next year you can start a thread early September say? And remind us how fab you are at finding random but fantastic items.

I will definitely do that might mean my poor kids don't get a bunch of odd presents because all my daft shopping tendencies will be taken out on you guys.

That said, it was my birthday last week and I got a snow machine and a 2.5 metre inflatable penguin so maybe it's not just me that's a weirdo, but those who love me too 🤣🤣

I don't smoke and never have however, I've just ordered one of these for a family member who does, who I was struggling to think of what to buy her for Xmas.
This is perfect.
Thanks OP 👍

Here’s something to celebrate the destruction of your body and premature death. Merry Christmas.

Have you bought the vodka subscription for the alcoholic in your life yet? Best get on with it.
Really horrible. 🤮

@Pinkksugarmousr God no, far too expensive.

@pinkksugarmouse

Here’s something to celebrate the destruction of your body and premature death. Merry Christmas.

Have you bought the vodka subscription for the alcoholic in your life yet? Best get on with it.
Really horrible. 🤮

That's been covered extensively upthread - with links to prove how awful smoking is too, thanks though.

I could probably recommend other threads where you could go and piss on someone's chips, I'm sure others have bought driving experiences or alcohol, both could be super dangerous, you could have a field day on those threads. Let me know if you need help finding them

[quote OhGiveUp]@Pinkksugarmousr God no, far too expensive.[/quote]
🤣🤣🤣

Obesity is one of the biggest killers globally and yet here’s @pinkksugarmouse swanning about with SUGAR in their username, it’s discuuustiiin

I bought the cow abduction too. It’s brilliant! No idea who for ( me)

Lighters are £11.99. Buy 3 and it’s 10% off and free postage. The joy of being adult in free society is you can pick your ruin.

Wow. You are upset because so many people have shared an opinion on a public forum that celebrating a loved-ones habit that will kill them sounds really vile.
Maybe if you don’t like it you could just not share it on a public forum.
Clearly people’s views have touched a nerve with you. You don’t feel the same way about the lighter as you did before.

Gift the thing. Don’t gift it. But perhaps in future if you don’t want people to share their opinions you won’t go seeking them with a post celebrating your loved one hurting their body because of an addiction.

I have made my point and will not be responding any further.

[quote OhGiveUp]@Pinkksugarmousr God no, far too expensive.[/quote]
It’s pinksugarmouse and your post makes zero sense.

I think it's a great gadget and would make a great gift for a smoker.

I dont know anyone who smokes but would definitely have bought one if I did.

@pinkksugarmouse

Wow. You are upset because so many people have shared an opinion on a public forum that celebrating a loved-ones habit that will kill them sounds really vile. Maybe if you don’t like it you could just not share it on a public forum. Clearly people’s views have touched a nerve with you. You don’t feel the same way about the lighter as you did before.

Gift the thing. Don’t gift it. But perhaps in future if you don’t want people to share their opinions you won’t go seeking them with a post celebrating your loved one hurting their body because of an addiction.

I have made my point and will not be responding any further.

Nope I still love it. No nerves touched here.

Thanks for taking the time to share your views. It's been lovely chatting.

Merry Christmas.

Honestly it’s a really cool product! Mine came a few weeks ago and it’s going to be such a good gift for my husband, he’s always losing his lighter!

I still think it's a cool lighter. At least the person who I'm buying it for can be helped along to their demise with a cool lighter instead of a cheap disposable one.
Which is bad for the dolphins or something.
I'm right on trend I am.

@OhGiveUp

I still think it's a cool lighter. At least the person who I'm buying it for can be helped along to their demise with a cool lighter instead of a cheap disposable one. Which is bad for the dolphins or something. I'm right on trend I am.

I don't think they can work them properly with their fins. This one should be much better 🤣

Darn...I never thought about their fins @ABCeasyasdohrayme 😳

This thread is gold.

@DigOlBick

This thread is gold.

It certainly is.

"Here's a pretty smart little gift"

"WHY ARE YOU MURDERING YOUR LOVED ONE IN A PARTICULARLY HORRIFIC MANNER YOU EVIL PERSON"

😂

@ABCeasyasdohrayme Maybe I love their life insurance more, so I'm trying to kill them off asap so I can get my mitts on it 😉
Hell, I'm going to order a spare too.

[quote OhGiveUp]@ABCeasyasdohrayme Maybe I love their life insurance more, so I'm trying to kill them off asap so I can get my mitts on it 😉
Hell, I'm going to order a spare too.[/quote]
Ooooh I like your style.

I'm away to order a few more too, I'll bump onto you in the Bahamas in the next year or two and we can burn money with the lighters just for fun 🤣

@ABCeasyasdohrayme Excellent. I'll be in the bar ordering the cocktails 🏖️☀️👍