This year, 3-year-old DD is asking Santa for.......(funniest christmas list ever!)

[HoHoHorsewoman]

An apple
An orange
Apple Juice
A ball of string
A Pineapple
A brown present (?)
A pirate ship/boat/pirate sail
A seal
A moon present (??)
A polar bear

That's fantasitc! I hope you're getting them all?

omg that is so funny, my DS (also 3) is adamant he wants a Tesco lorry full of food!!

My 3 yr old wants a field and a pair of chattering teeth. I give up...

maybe we should fix them up.

That's just fab

DS says he wants "shapes". I have no idea what these are.

Of course I will endeavour not to disappoint. DD1 has already vowed to get the ball of string. Anyone know where I can get a 'Moon present'?

My dd, also three, told Santa she wanted balls. He managed to keep a straight face, the Elf didn't and had to retire temporarily from grotto duty.
Lately she is just saying "presents!", sounding too much like Father Jack Hackett for my liking.

well my dd (2) wants chocolate and a bike!

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5 year old ds wants, according to his last list:

a toy graveyard (?)
a toilet of doom (?)
phish (sic) tank
ben-10

For the moon present could you get some edam or a rock or a model rocket ship!

I can enlighten you a little on that one - The Toilet Of Doom is a book (DD1 has it!)

DD (also 3) wants 10 pink presents, sadly she hasn't been more specific.

ROFL at "toy graveyard"!

Marina and Twiglett, am ROFL!!!

(Toilet of doom - pmsl)

I read a post recently in which Blu's ds wanted a whoopee cushion and some lip salve

Sorry if I've got the wrong person, but I was laughing to myself on and off for the rest of the day.

I remember Twiglett's thread asking for suggestions for toy graveyards. Brightened up a whole morning at work for me, I seem to remember.

lol at the graveyard

moon present, night light thing from ikea?

serenitynightholynight MY DD1 3.7 announced yesterday she wants pink presents! Including a pink tractor.(Ive failed that one!)

DD2 2.5 wants a yellow Tractor. I have managed to find one i just hope it arrives in time. She thinks Santa can make her one!

LOL!!!!!!

DD has been very specific and rung Santa to request a bag, a belt, a comb and a toy car.

ds1 (5) wants a motorbike helmet. Not so he can ride on a motorbike, but because he loves helmets and visors (makes him feel safe because he thinks no-one's looking at him when he's wearing a helmet) and a proper motorbike helmet is like heaven for him..!

Thanks for the moon present suggestions. Now, how about the 'brown present'?????!