Fairy Tale of --New York-- Mumsnet

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Fairy tale of ?New York-- Mumsnet

It was Christmas Eve babe
Here on mumsnet
A poster whinged to me
There?s mumsnet royalty
And then we posted stuff
Into A-I-B-U
I logged onto my phone
And trolled about poo.

So often I?m logged on
I may neglect my son
I?ve started to suspect
I?m not the only one
So Happy Christmas
I love you Mumsnet
I can see another year
When I hang out here?

They?ve got threads that take off
They?ve got threads that just fail
But the worst ones for fighting
Link to Daily Mail
When you first flamed my arse
In a mega bun-fight
You said I?d get mentioned
By damned Matthew Wright

We?re vipers
We?re swearers
You?d best all beware us
When the thread hit one-thousand
We started anew
In chat they got lairy
All the trolls were quite hairy
and sometimes its scary
In AIBU

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

You?re a knob
You?re a grunt
You?re an atrocious cunt
Now its message deleted but you know I?m right
You credulous reader
You mad troll believer
Yes Its Christmas I know
But dear god you?re so PO

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.


I?m just a knackered Mum
I?m not the only one
I lost a chunk of me
When I gave birth you see
And though I love my child
That moment they first smiled
I like to spend a while
where I can swear without you.

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

Class!!

[ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs]

Brilliant!

[Bearandcub]

Brilliant!

[Bearandcub]

I'm giving you all a standing ovation here, DS2 is clapping and DS1 is .

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

If I showed this to my DH, I'd get a face as well, but I've given up trying to explain MN to him.

[EmpressOfTheNorthPole]

OliviaMumsnet wrote this in honour of StateOfConfusion's new baby.

The Twelve Days of Mumsnet
On the twelfth day of Mumsnet, my true love gave to me:

12 Mothers chatting
11 Knitters knitting
10 Folk a-shopping
9 Ladies birthing
8 Boobs a-milking
7 Trolls a-flouncing
6 Techs a-tweaking
5 Bun Fights
4 x 4s abound
3 froot shoots
2 Sausage rolls
And a Justine and a Carrie!

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

That's brilliant Empress

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Oh, sorry, just noticed it was OliviaMumsnet - A lady of many talents .

[MorrisZapp]

Genuinely, truly good. Keema, you are talented! x

[SarahStratton]

But dear god you?re so PO

[JellicleCat]

Brilliant

[HeadlessChristmasLambrini]

fab-u-lous, fantastic, bloody brill

[Sunnywithachanceofjinglebells]

This is why I luffs MN. Happy Christmas!

[OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet]

Reposted with original links:



The Twelve Days of Mumsnet
On the twelfth day of Mumsnet, my true love gave to me:

12 Mothers chatting
11 Knitters knitting
10 Folk a-shopping
9 Ladies birthing
8 Boobs a-milking
7 Trolls a-flouncing
6 Techs a-tweaking
5 Bun Fights
4 x 4s abound
3 froot shoots
2 Sausage rolls
And a Justine and a Carrie!


Peace and love this Christmas from all at MNHQ

[BOFingSanta]

And to you too, Olivia xx

[Dillydollydaydream]

Ha! That's great

[EchoBitch]

Bun fights ?

Nowt better than a good,clean bun fight.

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Love it even more with all of the links, Olivia.

Peace, love and reasonable behaviour to you all.

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

TheJoyful braiiiiiiiiiiiiiinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[EmpressOfTheNorthPole]

Thank you Olivia

I couldn't do the original links on my phone.

We really do need a Mumsnet Songbook.

[thixotropic]

Pmsl @ fitting atrociouscunt into that

Pure.fucking.evilgenius

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Mumsnet wouldn't be Mumsnet without an atrocious cunt in it.

[HollyDayzacummin]

I love this. Fabulous...xx
Merry Christmas 'ye arsholes'...sorry...felt the need to make a nod to the homage original :)

[Oblomov]

Brilliant