Tech has a fault?

(19 Posts)
SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 08:27:53

Poor tech.

Have you been depriving him of gin again?

Or is this MN admitting that tech is a cyborg? Did you try to upgrade him to windows 7? That didn't work for Robocop either sad

Get well soon Tech!

Best they appease him now, look what happened with Skynet. Zombies would be the least of our worries.

LemarchandsBox Sun 24-Jun-12 08:43:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 08:43:54

The Techinator! I'll be back online soon (austrian accent)

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 08:48:52

HQ have you tried turning him off and on again?

OliviaLMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 24-Jun-12 09:30:40

Tech is never at fault and afaik has his own supply of gin
what's up?

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 09:33:04

You had a short period of downtime earlier and it said "we have a tech fault. Back soon"

I was concerned for his wellbeing smile

yes, you've stopped going to the pub, and you've realised that saying you're offline for an upgrade brings us all out in the ^yeah, riiiiiight"s. So now you are blaming a faulty tech.

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 10:00:04

What version of tech do you have? 2.0?

Does he run on linux or android?

Did you check out his customer reviews on CNET before you ordered him?

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 10:18:37

this is how I imagine tech.

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 21:28:40

Everything's gone sloe slow!

Is the gin all gone? But why is the gin gone?

Can we have some reasonable loading times back now please? Thank you!

germyrabbit Sun 24-Jun-12 21:30:09

come on tech some of us are trying to avoid the footie!!!

usualsuspect Sun 24-Jun-12 21:30:47

Is MN broken again? It's slower than a slow thing

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 21:36:21

Several minutes to load this page! What's going on?

ChippyMinton Sun 24-Jun-12 21:36:28

Is it cos we're all on here avoiding the footie?

usualsuspect Sun 24-Jun-12 21:37:08

It seems to happen every night now sad

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 21:54:43

Hmm... Must be afternoon drinkies for tech at this time in Florida.

Put down the gin and poke the servers with a spoon!

jazzchickens Sun 24-Jun-12 22:03:05

Tech has gone down the pub to watch the footie and left Olivia in charge of the big red button.

SillyBeardyBatman Sun 24-Jun-12 22:04:34

We're doomed! Doooooomed!

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