Fairy Tale of --New York-- Mumsnet

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Fairy tale of ?New York-- Mumsnet

It was Christmas Eve babe
Here on mumsnet
A poster whinged to me
There?s mumsnet royalty
And then we posted stuff
Into A-I-B-U
I logged onto my phone
And trolled about poo.

So often I?m logged on
I may neglect my son
I?ve started to suspect
I?m not the only one
So Happy Christmas
I love you Mumsnet
I can see another year
When I hang out here?

They?ve got threads that take off
They?ve got threads that just fail
But the worst ones for fighting
Link to Daily Mail
When you first flamed my arse
In a mega bun-fight
You said I?d get mentioned
By damned Matthew Wright

We?re vipers
We?re swearers
You?d best all beware us
When the thread hit one-thousand
We started anew
In chat they got lairy
All the trolls were quite hairy
and sometimes its scary
In AIBU

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

You?re a knob
You?re a grunt
You?re an atrocious cunt
Now its message deleted but you know I?m right
You credulous reader
You mad troll believer
Yes Its Christmas I know
But dear god you?re so PO

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.


I?m just a knackered Mum
I?m not the only one
I lost a chunk of me
When I gave birth you see
And though I love my child
That moment they first smiled
I like to spend a while
where I can swear without you.

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

[Felyne]

This is excellent.

[Degustibusnonestdisputandem]

That is brilliant!!

[lavenderhoney]

Can you not all sing it round the poncetastic tree at MNHQ ( I assume you have a poncetastic tree???? and put it on YouTube? And twitter it:)

[Misty9]

Love it!

[zippyandbungle]

Fabulous Merry Mumsnet Christmas.

[RabbitsarenotHares]

Merry Christmas to you too, Kate, and everyone at MNHQ!

[ChristmasKateMumsnet]

Bump bump festive bump!

Suddenly remember this last night! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

[FBworry]

Excellent op!

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

[IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet]

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

And merry Christmas to all of MNHQ , we luffs you! MWAH

And we luffs you all too most of the time

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

And merry Christmas to all of MNHQ , we luffs you! MWAH

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

merry Xmas everyone! Especially OP xxx

[MerryLindor]

Ooooh. Just discovered this and think it is brilliant.

Bumping for those who haven't been on MN over Xmas

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

Oh HQ, OH HQ how talented is Olivia!
she sang a song for baby State
So she didnt have to call her Jesus
Oh have heart, it christmas

You can be god, we know you can
Oh vat of gin, oh vat of gin
Just for you Olivia

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

Oops sorry for double post

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

Merry Christmas Olivia MWAH!

So, are you going to be our angel?

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

Merry Christmas Olivia MWAH!

So, are you going to be our angel?

[OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet]

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

Olivia would make a brilliant angel Gabriel but its a bit of a step down from being GOD at MNHQ

If only.

[notreadyforchristmas]

Brilliant

[blondietinsellyminx]

These are brilliant

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

Olivia smells like roses obvs I know she's been raiding the tin
Olivia would make a brilliant angel Gabriel but its a bit of a step down from being GOD at MNHQ

[DizzyHoneyBee]

love the original, part of it seems to have been written especially for my ex and part of yours suits him even better :)

Genius...

[EmpressOfTheNorthPole]

Olivia! Shaky's sorry, we'll make her behave. We're doing our Puddle nativity and since you sang for the Messiah, we want you as the Angel Gabriel.

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Oh Come all ye posters - shakeysings love it.

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Jingle bells HQ smells.

I'm HOWLING here