Fairy Tale of --New York-- Mumsnet

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Fairy tale of ?New York-- Mumsnet

It was Christmas Eve babe
Here on mumsnet
A poster whinged to me
There?s mumsnet royalty
And then we posted stuff
Into A-I-B-U
I logged onto my phone
And trolled about poo.

So often I?m logged on
I may neglect my son
I?ve started to suspect
I?m not the only one
So Happy Christmas
I love you Mumsnet
I can see another year
When I hang out here?

They?ve got threads that take off
They?ve got threads that just fail
But the worst ones for fighting
Link to Daily Mail
When you first flamed my arse
In a mega bun-fight
You said I?d get mentioned
By damned Matthew Wright

We?re vipers
We?re swearers
You?d best all beware us
When the thread hit one-thousand
We started anew
In chat they got lairy
All the trolls were quite hairy
and sometimes its scary
In AIBU

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

You?re a knob
You?re a grunt
You?re an atrocious cunt
Now its message deleted but you know I?m right
You credulous reader
You mad troll believer
Yes Its Christmas I know
But dear god you?re so PO

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.


I?m just a knackered Mum
I?m not the only one
I lost a chunk of me
When I gave birth you see
And though I love my child
That moment they first smiled
I like to spend a while
where I can swear without you.

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging ?please behave?
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

[Smeggnog]

Beautiful.

[GreatCongas]

Fantastic
First post that's made me feel Christmassy
Thanks keema and merry Christmas

[SantasWearingHisTrampyPants]

I fucking LOVE you.

That's awesome.

[LtXmasEve]

That is the BEST thing EVER! Bloody Hell Keema, you are FAB!

[EmpressOfTheNorthPole]

Brilliant, Keema!

But it's in Chat. MNHQ.... instant Xmas classic?

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

never has my doing absolutely fuck all work been so appreciated before.

Thanks All

[MyMelody]

fantastic! merry Christmas! you are very clever

[Thisisaeuphemism]

That is awesome!

[NinthWavingAtTheSnowman]

at 'trolled about poo'

I fucking LOVE you Keema

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Love it

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

That is brilliant! Bravo Keema

[IvanaNapAfterChristmasDinner]

Away in a forum,
No mods for a thread
The vipers and trollies,
were at log-er-heads.

The tech in the dark shed,
logged on in dismay -
the little mobile version
messed up yesterday.

The posters are swearing,
the lurkers keep schtum
But over in "Christmas"
are signs of some fun.

I love thee, oh Mumsnet,
For all that thou do
Secret Santa and Blankets,
To name but a few.

Be kind to each other,
think of HQ today -
I'll not log on too much,
over Christmas I pray.

Bless all the dear MNers,
Christmas and New Year too.
May they all have some joy
with no mention of poo

[BahSaidPaschaHumbug]

Better than the original. Well done.

[CheerfulYank]

That is AMAZING. I honestly got a little misty. (Am pregnant and sleep deprived and it's 6 in the morning here, but STILL.)

I just love you atrocious cunts so much.

[cakesonatrain]

Excellent use of your time, love it!

[IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet]

[reindeercanteatsweets]

I feel christmassy now. Thats brilliant keema

[IvanaNapAfterChristmasDinner]

kindof thought others may have posted some too in the meantime

[MamaWomanAha]

Throws on stage for Keema and Ivana.

Bravo!

[CrispyHedgehog]

bloody brilliant!!!!!

[almapudden]

V good, bravo!

[5madthings]

Fabulous!!

[Enigmosaurus]

Brilliant!

[BOFingSanta]

Oh fabulous!

I feel all Christmassy now.