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Original poster

You have to name your baby a part of the body

187 replies

Justinripley · 30/03/2023 23:13

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else? Smile

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Purplecatshopaholic · 30/03/2023 23:19

I think Trachea works for a girl… And maybe Thalamus for a boy…

bigbabycooker · 30/03/2023 23:19

Iris for a girl :), or ulna or tibia

For a boy, clavicle nn "Clav" or humerus "Huey"

evtheria · 30/03/2023 23:20

Pat, short for Patella
Cerebellum
Helix
Iris

bigbabycooker · 30/03/2023 23:20

Achilles for a boy too!

DuneLoafers · 30/03/2023 23:21

Iris! Job done!

but more in the spirit:

Pinna for a little girl?

Other options:

Axilla
Areola
Fibula (& Tibia for a twin of course)
Ulna

Canthus
Pericardium (nn Peri)
Tragus
Pharynx (& Larynx for a twin!)

bigbabycooker · 30/03/2023 23:21

I like Helix

Spareincoming · 30/03/2023 23:22

Fanny.
Dick.

Sorry.

Kingsize · 30/03/2023 23:23

Ova for a girl
Epidydimus for a boy

Tryphenia · 30/03/2023 23:24

I give you — Baby Duodenum.

MrsAvocet · 30/03/2023 23:24

Calcaneum NN Cal or Callie - it's a unisex name obviously

MintMa · 30/03/2023 23:25

Philtrum Nn Phil
Uvula Nn Uvie
Cilia

soddingspiderseason · 30/03/2023 23:26

Dick? Fanny?

Rinkydinkydoodle · 30/03/2023 23:26

I went to school with a funny lad nicknamed Elbow. Tonsil sounds kinda Scandi-cool, and Bartholin doesn’t bother me either 😂

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 30/03/2023 23:27

Twins Cochlear (g) and Coccyx (b)

LittleBlueBrioTrain · 30/03/2023 23:27

Girl - medulla
Boy - bilirubin (does that count?)

MarchMadness23 · 30/03/2023 23:27

Spareincoming · 30/03/2023 23:22

Fanny.
Dick.

Sorry.

Perfect

😂🤣

minipie · 30/03/2023 23:28

Cornea
Septum

ComeTheFuckOnBridgett · 30/03/2023 23:28

ToeKnee.

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 30/03/2023 23:28

Urethra, as in Urethra Franklin

deeplybaffled · 30/03/2023 23:28

Vertebra and Scapula, I think

Emeraldsrock · 30/03/2023 23:28

Lunate or Ulna for a girl.

Rollinghill · 30/03/2023 23:28

Cuticle and pedicle?

PopethYnIawn · 30/03/2023 23:29

Ureta known as Rita
And Nephron known as Ron

Emeraldsrock · 30/03/2023 23:29

Talus for a boy

CollieFIower · 30/03/2023 23:29

Labia, obviously