You have to name your baby a part of the body

[Justinripley]

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else?

Areola and Navel

Penis

I love Thalamus, that would be a great name.

cuticle for a girl 😂

I actually know a Labiba. No prizes for guessing what this gets mistaken for.

Sinus for a boy
Eyelash for a girl

Polyp

Ossicles
Palm
Tragus
Basal
Lobe

Femur , sounds nice & Irish for boy or girl .

Have often thought this myself 🤣

Fontanelle for a girl
Scapula for a boy

Carina - girl

I feel like larynx could work. or Palm?

Knuckles if your kid is born looking mean af. Jawbone along the same lines.

And her sister chlamydia

Twines Ovaree and Oovoola (unique obviously)

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HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gum. For a boy.

It's what they called Great Uncle Matthew in Ballet Shoes.

Great thread!

Oesophagus, Gus for short

Eyelash, for a girl.

Nails, for the son of a Mitchell Brother.

Clitoris for a girl, with the stress on the second syllable - Cli-TOR

Damn, posted too soon!

Cli-TOR-is.

Palm and Neuron

Patella
Ulna

Vans Deferens for a boy

Metatarsal for a girl.

Malleus for a girl and Anvil for a boy.

I like Acetabulum for a boy (nn Ace)
Maybe Uvula for a girl?