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You have to name your baby a part of the body

187 replies

Justinripley · 30/03/2023 23:13

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else? Smile

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squidgybits · 31/03/2023 00:52

Areola and Navel

CallieQ · 31/03/2023 00:56

Penis

MuchuseasaChocolateTeapot · 31/03/2023 01:01

I love Thalamus, that would be a great name.

cuticle for a girl 😂

Anskl · 31/03/2023 01:18

I actually know a Labiba. No prizes for guessing what this gets mistaken for.

JaneJeffer · 31/03/2023 01:19

Sinus for a boy
Eyelash for a girl

JauntyRedShoes · 31/03/2023 01:41

Polyp

Ossicles
Palm
Tragus
Basal
Lobe

Smallonesaremorejuicy · 31/03/2023 01:49

Femur , sounds nice & Irish for boy or girl .

Smallonesaremorejuicy · 31/03/2023 01:51

Have often thought this myself 🤣

WhisperingAutistic · 31/03/2023 02:24

Fontanelle for a girl
Scapula for a boy

DPotter · 31/03/2023 02:32

Carina - girl

artishard · 31/03/2023 02:48

I feel like larynx could work. or Palm?

Knuckles if your kid is born looking mean af. Jawbone along the same lines.

saltwater1985 · 31/03/2023 03:48

CC4712 · 31/03/2023 00:05

OMG- I'm crying with laughter at some of these! 😂

Are health conditions allowed instead of actual body parts?

'Look how cute little Melena is today!'

And her sister chlamydia

saltwater1985 · 31/03/2023 03:50

Twines Ovaree and Oovoola (unique obviously)

JustFuckOffPlease · 31/03/2023 04:09

Spareincoming · 30/03/2023 23:22

Fanny.
Dick.

Sorry.

🤣

JustFuckOffPlease · 31/03/2023 04:10

Changeforachange · 30/03/2023 23:30

COME ON IN SPLEEN, ITS TEA TIME

HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

itsgettingweird · 31/03/2023 04:23

Gum. For a boy.

It's what they called Great Uncle Matthew in Ballet Shoes.

Great thread!

mathanxiety · 31/03/2023 05:17

Oesophagus, Gus for short

Eyelash, for a girl.

YellowAndGreenToBeSeen · 31/03/2023 05:29

Nails, for the son of a Mitchell Brother.

Jewelanemone · 31/03/2023 05:49

Clitoris for a girl, with the stress on the second syllable - Cli-TOR

Jewelanemone · 31/03/2023 05:50

Damn, posted too soon!

Cli-TOR-is.

HalfMast · 31/03/2023 05:55

Palm and Neuron

BetsyTrotter · 31/03/2023 06:06

Patella
Ulna

Rockingcloggs · 31/03/2023 06:13

Vans Deferens for a boy

Metatarsal for a girl.

Jigglypufff · 31/03/2023 06:14

Malleus for a girl and Anvil for a boy.

cornflakesandtea · 31/03/2023 06:36

I like Acetabulum for a boy (nn Ace)
Maybe Uvula for a girl?

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