You have to name your baby a part of the body

[Justinripley]

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else?

Art short for Artery?! Have you read the Demonata books by any chance? 👀

Amygdala for a girl
Sinus for a boy

Nn -Clitty

Twins named Finger and Thumb

I haven’t got an appendix anymore, so I’d call my baby girl appendix, nn Penni

Epiglottis or pia for a girl

Arachnid for a boy

Where on my body do I go too look for a Epiglottis?

Twin boys Atlas and Axis

Big brother is Parietal

It's at the back of your throat.

Tonsil for a boy, Tony for short.

Lunula for a girl. Luna for short.

Meet my four girls Cornea, Retina, Sclera and Conjunctiva, and their little brother Lens.

Arachnid?!

Or nickname Dixie is cute ;)

Using this logic, meet my son Gall, middle name Bladder

aww Yeah
Dixie and Gall

Tae as in toe. iiya ma tae’s sair.

Surely Uvula for the girl twin?

Brilliant name!

Iris

And

Malleus nn Mal

Bones is nice.

Or Kidney.

Placenta for a girl
Willy for a boy.

Little Man

Twin girls - Arm & Leg - They can tell people they're shortenings of Harmony and Allegra, if they ever want something a bit more mainstream.

Followed by their baby brother Liver - He could pretend to be an Oliver if he wants.

And they could have older brothers called Pelvis and Brain....Who could always pretend to be Elvis and Brian, if they wanted more normal names!

Axilla (G) and Alvine (B)

Ulna