You have to name your baby a part of the body

[Justinripley]

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else?

COME ON IN SPLEEN, ITS TEA TIME

For a girl that is!

Boys are trickier. Maybe Henley (as in loop of, tho I've added a y to make it more name-y, does that still count?)

I'd have to have hyphenated names

Toe-Knee
Elle-Bow

Oh and another girl one - Fallopian

It's got kind of hipster vibes, no?

Girls
Iris
Ulna
Radius
Uvula
Patella

Boys
Radius
Helix
Thorax
Femur
Maxillary

I'd have twins - Diaphragm and Derrière.

I don’t hate Glabella, Medulla, Rasceta, Canthus or Thalamus to be honest.

Pia for a girl.

Sartorius or Ramus for a boy. Strong villain energy.

Maybe Lunate for a girl. I'm not sold but I've seen worse suggestions on here.

Intestine, nn Tess

Philtrum for a boy.

For a girl
Lunate
Amygdala
Fascia
Tibia
Pia
Dura

For a boy
Henley
Hamate
Tarsus
Dermis
Maxillary

Pinkie.

Glabella or Axilla - girl
Tragus or Organ - boy

Back is a good strong name
For a girl, heart or clavicle, clava?
Clit similar to Kitt

Tibia
Philtrum
Artery

Heart.

Maxilla and Patella

Toe

Little Toe

Is it wrong that I actually genuinely like this? (Don't worry the only thing I'm going to be naming in future is a kitten).

Phalange and Meniscus
Or if I was being serious...
Iris for a girl, Helix for a boy

I like unfussy names, so I will go for Knuckle and Ankle for my imaginary boy/girl twins.

Brains

Auricle for a girl
Tarsus for a boy

Toe and Knee.