You have to name your baby a part of the body

[Justinripley]

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else?

I think I'd choose Tibialis.

Vagina and Vulva sound quite pretty (if you treat the words objectively). I actually know someone named Fulva in real life (not dissimilar in sound).

Heart, Pancreas and Liver all have potential.

Scaphoid is funky sounding.

Pharynx & Larynx B/G twins.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Billi Rubin, I see it

Some of these have really made me laugh

Vena Cava is quite alluring

Retina for a girl
neutrophil for a boy

tina and phil

Gamete

Perineum

Conjunctiva

Ophyron

Langerhans - great for a German baby boy who is expected to grow up big and tall like his dad

Ankle.

Dunno why. It was the first thing that came to mind.

Also quite like Freckles for either sex

Meatus

Sternum

Septum

Otolith for me - I think it works for either sex!

My DH is a teacher and actually has a girl in his class named Areola.

Gluteus sounds like someone you wouldn't want to mess with.

Ischium
Ilium
Incus
Malleus
Dura

Not really a body part as such
marionette Lynes .

My sweet baby girl .. labia 😂😂

Thymus or Cortex for a boy.
Cerebellum (Belle for short) or Amygdala (Mig for short) for a girl.

Ovary Iris Neuron Knockers.

Oink for short.

Or when bellowing down the street that dinner is ready, a simple OI! Will suffice.

I think Pancreas is quite beautiful.
Caecum.
Uvula.
Bartholin ('s glands!)

Aorta

Phalanges - probably shortened to Phil

Ovary, is quite pretty I think.

Torso is quite on-trend: Scandi, -o ending, possibly unisex, and it's even a place name (although technically that's Torsö).

It’s got to be boy/girl twins - Clitoris and Langerhans.

Damn, someone already got Langerhans. Errr… Navicular? Or maybe just Douglas. As in pouch of.

Amygdala and Patella