What is the ultimate mumsnetty baby name?

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What would you say is the peak mumsnet baby name? What would Ms ‘tinkly laugh/no is a full sentence’ call her PFB?

I think I’m correct in saying:

girl: Elspeth (always suggested, why?!)
boy: Jago

I hear Ottillie, my mind says butterly

I do know one I'm real life, a baby.

i also feel sorry for "Ophelia" announced by a friend recently. We're in West Yorkshire. Always the potential for "give us a feel a ya tits" depending on which school she gets into