What is the ultimate mumsnetty baby name?

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What would you say is the peak mumsnet baby name? What would Ms ‘tinkly laugh/no is a full sentence’ call her PFB?

I think I’m correct in saying:

girl: Elspeth (always suggested, why?!)
boy: Jago

Came here to say it's definitely Ottilie.
Also Cressida and Mary.

Ptolemy

It’s always mentioned, but I do not know of any children that are called this, and I live in a ‘north London mumsnet area’ where you’d think it would be likely to hear it!!

I came across this name recently - it was to do with fundraising in memory of a stillborn baby girl - it wasn't a name I had ever heard of before and I thought it was rather beautiful - I wondered if it was French ?

Definitely Elizabeth for a girl. Apparently everyone needs at least 15 possible nicknames and under no circumstances can you decide for them what that will be.

Juniper
Bruno

@Anewhoo , If you add the figures for Theo and Theodore, it is by far the top name

Balonz

Apologises profusely

Christopher ‘nn Kit’
Ottilie ‘nn Ottie’
Cecelia ‘nn Cece’

Or something with a complete stretch of a ‘nickname’ eg. Lucy but Alexandria on the BC

All of the above imagined in a posh voice

Maybe they are fams of Loch ness.

Ottilie
Elodie

Exactly! This must be the most popular mumsnet name by probability alone!!!

Barnaby
Ptolemy - I’m never sure if it’s a joke when someone mentions this name?
Juniper
Augustus

It'll be "Ottilie-pronounced-Otterly-Wrongly" on MN.

That for a girl and, as PP have said, Christopher nn Kit for a boy. It's always something-nn-something.

I'm not going with Harlow, though. That's on a par with Harper, Jackson and all those bollocks names.

@ReindeerBelieve It's German :)

Astrid

Mumsnet babies are Clementine nn Clemmie, or Ottilie, and Alexander nn Xander or Sacha.

Amelie and Oliver

India

Malena/Melena
Chlamydia
Chardonnay
Chanel

Clementine or Araminta. Or Cordelia (but that's my 17 year old cat, so I approve).

Boys maybe Henry, George, Alexander.

Lysander
Ottilie

I agree with Ottilie and Kit. I was chatting to someone the other day who said these are the names she'd call any future babies and I immediately had her pegged as a mumsnetter. I have only ever heard those names on here before that conversation! Also everyone seems to love Alice and James.

My mum was very fond of Ottilie Patterson, an Irish jazz and blues singer, and actually met her more than once.

Surely its garryanne?