What are the funniest names you've heard of?

[starsandstuff]

I once worked with a person who'd gone to school with a girl called Myrtle Turtle. I have never stopped loving that.

Any others?

(Not in the spirit of taking the piss out of people's choices, more in the sense of acknowledging parents' genius)

Honey Boon. I always thought it like honeymoon with a cold.

I think you're just going to be inundated with people mocking names op or the urban legends like the child called "L-a" etc etc

delila I honestly don't mean it like that. I mean the ones where the parents obviously had a sense of humour. Lots of people take names so seriously - for obvious reasons! - and I like it where someone's been a bit tongue in cheek with it.

These never end well.

Aw crap. I'll get me coat...

Candida

Rosie Bottom.

Richard Richardson showed a distinct lack of imagination.

Balonz

Rosie Bell

I knew a Phillip Phillipson in junior school getting.

I thought the surname was literal due to his dad also being called Phillip..

Years ago i saw a programme about the highland games and a man was called Dougal Dick ! I thought it was v funny and it still makes me giggle now.

We used to know a Dougald McDougald

My orthodontist was Gordon Bennett.
Ds's friend at primary school was Rory Lyons.

And talking of Dicks ! My friend knew a girl who was marrying a Mr Dick. Problem was her name was Rhoda !
They v wisely both took her surname instead !

I once had an elderly neighbour called John John. According to him he was abandoned at birth and the note found with him only said "John", so he used it for both first and last name as he didn't know his real last name.

Baby Girl, surname Pancake. First name... Blueberry 😁.

Not funny but I one I loved was a wee girl I once knew called Crystal Button. I thought it was lovely

I went to school with James Dean and a Tom Jones..... always seemed weird choices to me!

I went to school with a Rose Bush.

There was a boy at my primary, so going back 25 years... he was max Maximilian maximus...!!

LittleGreySheep oh that's so sad. Poor John John

Genuinely went to school with Jennifer Taylor, known as Jenny.
Never thought anything of it until decades later I was listening to Chris Moyles doing a thing on funny names and laughed about Jenny Taylor, suddenly it clicked 😳😳😳😂😂

genitalia

Went to school with a Teresa Green. She's married now and her new surname is Wood

When I was at school a friend of a friend was supposedly called Angelina Aquamarina but I don't know whether it was true!