What are the funniest names you've heard of?

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I once worked with a person who'd gone to school with a girl called Myrtle Turtle. I have never stopped loving that.

Any others?

(Not in the spirit of taking the piss out of people's choices, more in the sense of acknowledging parents' genius)

I went to school (all-girls) with a Frances Drake.

@MrsCatE - YES!!!!! I heard Mr And Mes wanker on their when I was a kid and I've always remembered it, assumed I'd misheard!!

My mum knew a Florence Torrance. I worked with an Eileen Forward, who was so rock hard no-one dared comment on it. Also a Tamara Knight. I used to have a client called Richard Duck, who I always thought of as Dicky.

Richard Richards

My DH once rented digs in Hollywood from a Lucius Minge.

Isn't there a painter called Dee Doody?
I also love (name and presenter) neena nanar (apologiies if spelt incorrectly)

I also once had a surgeon called Mr Lunevicius, which is quite an alarming name for a doctor with a knife.

I know a:

Summer Field
Summer Brighton
Tennessee Williams (female)
Liv Little
Liberty Love
Robin Crow
Jetta Black

I had a Dr Darling and a Dr Sweet once. And a midwife with the surname Death!

Christopher Peacock. Known to his friends as Crispy...

DH worked with a Pearl Nicholas!

I was at school with a Stephen Stephenson why?! and a Hailey Davidson love that one!

I also had a brief fling with a man who's surname was the same as my first so I could have ended up on here myself if it had gone further.
I can't even remember his first name now...!

There's a solicitor in my home town called Rupert Bear

I was watching Say yes to the dress once ( yes i am that sad ) .
A bride to be was Heather marrying a Mr Feather.
She was just going to embrace it and see the funny side .

Tbh i would be more than delighted to change my name on marriage if i were to be Heather Feather! That's awesome!

I was at university with a Jennie Taylor. No one had ever commented on her name until she had the misfortune to meet the rugby team one evening in the SU. Poor girl.

I worked in a call centre with Orlanda Florida.

My dad once showed a visiting American around his workplace, a guy named Richard call-me-Dick Gooley

My first name in Hebrew is a kind of animal (think farm), my surname means 'hurtful', DH's surname (in his own language) means 'fat'. If i double barrel my name i become a 'fat hurtful farm animal'

I have a friend whose dad is Donald Duck.

Worked with a Victoria Pollard and Annette Curtain in the past.

Ronald McDonald, he went by Ronnie 🙈

My dads doctor is called Dr De'ath. I had a doctor years ago called Dr Pocks. Couldn't stop thinking of "pox doctor" every time I saw him.
I used to work with a woman who had been baptised Rainy, surname Day. She called herself Georgia.

At the Olympics a few years ago, a volleyball player- Destiny Hooker and the swimmer Misty Hyman. I sincerely hope Destiny's parents were not aware of normative determinism

A friend went to school with a Neil Down. A relative considered calling her son Luke, their surname is North

The niece of an acquaintance is named Isla White 😐

My daughter's RE teachers were Mrs Dove and Mrs Furniss.

I adore it when parents give funny or cool middle names. I know a child with a very nice classic first name, surname Potts. Parents are massive Iron Man fans so she has the middle name Pepper. Although I do think the parents of Morris Austen-Driver took it a bit far.

DP's PE teachers were Mr Field, Mr Ball and Mr Hockey

I know Mr Hazard (chemistry teacher), Miss Tempest and Dr Vowels (English teachers). Nominative determinism at its best.

Just remembered the receptionist at my first job, Mrs Gwynne who's daughter was Penny.