What are the funniest names you've heard of?

[starsandstuff]

I once worked with a person who'd gone to school with a girl called Myrtle Turtle. I have never stopped loving that.

Any others?

(Not in the spirit of taking the piss out of people's choices, more in the sense of acknowledging parents' genius)

At my job I came across a River Banks

I once came across a Laura Bastard. Exact spelling. French woman.

I had on my list of possible names Seren Leonie until my mum pointed out it sounded/looked like Sierra Leone lol!