What are the funniest names you've heard of?

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I once worked with a person who'd gone to school with a girl called Myrtle Turtle. I have never stopped loving that.

Any others?

(Not in the spirit of taking the piss out of people's choices, more in the sense of acknowledging parents' genius)

My daughter went to primary school with a Paige Turner

Ohlellykelly

It has to be the same person!

My health visitor was called Gill Gill (her married name) and I know a teenager who is called Robert Louis Stevenson - on purpose

Pollysproggle I was wondering if it was, there can't be many! I might have a quick google....

Albert Hall
Michaela Taylor
Jade Green

I went to university with a Blue Logan; not a comedy name but gorgeous, as was he!

Boy st schools mum was called Julie Pooley 😂

I also knew a Jane Splain, but that was her married name.

I know a Liberty Bell and a Wendy Hendy.

I've met Nick Nock. I'd guess his birth certificate says Nicholas, but that's not as cool.

Went to school with 2 people in the same yr one surname Littlechild the other Goodchild.

A friend worked with a Ruby Doobidat middle initial B.

I know a Christopher Lee Carter

Locum at the GP surgery was Dr Love

Had a client called Roger Mee and another called Philomena Hemus which rolls of the tongue beautifully.

A friend's mum was Pearl Harbutt.

My next door neighbour is called Richard Richards.

I knew a Nick Lodes. Got to hope nominative determinism isn't a thing in his case ...

My piano teacher lived next door to a girl called Phyllis Willis.

My friend knew a Hanrahan Higgs.

Another friend's mum is called Sandy Clay.

Wendy Darling.

Knew some who once married was Teresa Green. Also knew an Ann Summers. Know a Donald MacDonald. Twins with similar names think Robert and Roberta .

Balonz is hands down my favourite ever Mumsnet thread.

Couldn’t see a link so for the poster who asked on page 1 here it is. I love how it starts fairly normally...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/2197937-Help-Difficult-choice-of-boys-names-Sean-Daniel-or-Balonz

Had to call out the name Mr. Kunt ( apparently Dutch ) I choose to walk up to him and say such and such is ready to see you now.

I once dated a guy called Fabian DeFabiani.
I can only assume his parents had very little imagination or didn’t like him much!

School with Helen Green - we were exceedingly puerile and said why didn't she try wearing other colours.

Also, couple of Fuchs.

Anyone remember "Mork and Mindy" character - Mr Wanker?!

Minnie Driver

Dusty Light
Napoleon (10 year old boy)
Jayden-Kayden
Richard Head (old man known as Dick)

And I've known married women called Lorraine Laraine and Eleanor Ellinor.

Conner Rea, I didn’t want it to be outing so I checked Facebook- there are loads of them.

Thank you @NashvilleQueen this has just made my day!