The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Yes tiredmum, it was delicious!

Oh yes the pilot will be spending lots of quality time at home with Tea while he waits for Cheerful and I to show up for our ride back across the pond!

ROFL laughing at you planning my pilot relationship

Muffins, what a great breakfast.

Well you should be smiling Tea, he will of course be quite handsome! Particularly in a pilot uniform.

mmmm, very good, thank you!

G'day benchers, hope you are all well.

the only pilot i know is john travolta

Hi all

oh could i grab some of that coffee please the dc's are sick with D&V & neighbours are very annoying .
will join in on the hunt for a very handsome pilot for tea

How's the puppy Elmo? How's tricks with your evil neighbour?

Will begin stalking airports immediately.
What sort do you fancy, tea? Big? Wiry? Just say the word, girlie, and I will bag him for you.

Oh he's adorable elmo! Sooo cute.

I was going to say also, tea, that you and your little ones are gorgeous so it should not be hard to interest a sexy pilot. It seems way more do-able than getting DS to poop in a public toilet, so...

Manly is my requirement and obviously good looking. Strong and manly. Yes I think that sums it up Not fussed on hair colour etc as long as they're manly. Hoping you know what I'm trying to say here

Oh believe me honey, I know what you're trying to say. I prefer that type meself.

Yeah no boys, need to be about age 35 ish please

All right...expect to see my picture in the newspaper soon.

"Bizzare American woman stealing pilots' license's to see age...lunatic was seen pinching bums to check for firmness..."

Might enjoy this actually...

Lol cheerful

hi elmo n tea, off to have our roast in a mo, mmm it smells delicious and i didnt have to cook

Tea I understand perfectly, manly is my style too...and no boys, that's for sure!

Cheerful I think that is an excellent, well thought out approach!

Hi Elmo, how's the puppy going? Is he (or she?) a chewer?

Tiredmum, roast sounds sooo good, will there be potatoes and gravy? (Oooh say there will, even if there won't, I am having a salivating lovely vision of your dinner)

Can't beat a good roast. Lamb, beef, pork or chicken? Home made roast tatties is it?

Agggghhhhh up to my eyes in dc's vomit all weekend [boak]

tea they are still EVIL they have put some sort of poison on our joint owned back garden wall to deter stray cats which i am worried will blow into my side of the garden & if dd touches it with her eczema it might be dangerous , also pup might lick the ground they have also put long planks of wood up beside the wall with 6" nails sticking up out of it , very cruel .

Gomummy n tea the roast was lovely yes it was home made potatoes with rosemary and garlic, my man is a genius, and yes to top it off lovely gravy (with a hint of sage and onion). it was so good

right whos gonna volunteer to start the next thread, there isnt much left of this one.

come on hands up who wants to do it???

Sorry about the sick Elmo, I'd use a hammer to bend the sharp bits of nail down on your side, so no one scratches themselves on them. As for the stuff up on the wall to deter cats. Google it and read up on it. It might not be as bad as you think?

You didn't say what meat Tired mum?

Shouldn't we move this next thread to chat anyway?

Or do you think wounded people on AIBU wouldn't be able to find us?

Puts hand up and creates new thread

I basically pasted the original post again, but of course the strike through doesn't seem to have worked so well on pasting

Ahhh well I tried.

Oh delicious Tiredmum!!! Sounds wonderful! Steaks here tonight with the works.

Elmo I am - that is horrid behaviour by your neighbors! Would definitely do something, perhaps as tea has suggested, can't leave the sharp nails sticking out on your side.

Tea I think I suggested that (putting new thread on chat) on the last thread and someone mentioned that it would get deleted? Could have that wrong though, I may possibly have accidentally consumed wine at some point on this bench which may or may not have affected my memory!

I nominate Tiredmum for new thread creation as she tried valliantly to capture the final post on the old one!

Sorry, xpost Tea, well done!

It was chicken today, i had to talk him out of bloody lamb again lol.

i think that was the reason we kept it in AIBU, so everyone could find us.

what does everyone else think.

where is HE, cheesey n cheeky?