The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Ahh.

just a sponge cake - i'm no nigella

Stealth, this bench was made for the likes of you

Can I just add one rule, if the person you had a disagreement with follows you into here they must be ignored, the row is not allowed to carry on in here. If this rule is not followed YOU WILL BE EVICTED !

Now carry on and make yourselves comfy

now i am relaxed

pmsl cheesey, right behind you on that one.

so again NO BLOODY ROWS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!

I hope it was chocolate cake. I could murder some chocolate cake.

You should have chocolate cake on the bench.

But then again, someone might accidentally sit on it

How about a biscuit barrel next to the bench?

Good rule Cheesy. The bench is a happy place. Particularly with all these lovely cakes!

bouncing, and i love that biscuit barrel, i want one

Hello. I have no biccies but am currently preparing fishfinger sarnies for the evilones darlings. Anyone? Oh, and I have cider.

OK, hang on now thesunshinesbrightly, no chucking wine in the bin!!!

We need a built in biscuit barrel/cake box.

I need sympathy people, for tomorrow I will be saying goodbye to £8000 cold hard cash and feeling slightly ill at the thought

sorry, not choc BT, but will take any excuse for more baking

anyone brought carrot cake?

mmmm a fish finger sandwich could be nice

how come AC?

(plonks overgrown batty on bench)

Roo carrot cake is a vegetable

Panicing over nuffink stealth !

£8000 what the hell are ya doing with that cheesey

Flippin hell AC I just parted with a weeks after school club fees and resented it!

Sympathy for you Cheesy, that is painful. Hope all is ok.

Im here - i didnt know about this thread lmao!

ello junglist

i have to say i am proud of myself for being the 1000th thread on our last one, but HE killed it with that last message

no, is this a long running thread? never heard of it before