The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Abbots is a WD postcode

Oh dear, burnt a microwave chinese for DC tea. Anyone fancy a glass of white?

Me, me escorchio, i so need one of them. sounds like you do to

Ahh tea i catch your drift, your secrets safe lol. i used to go to langleybury.

Hello all! How is everyone on the bench today?

Watcha gomummy, all is good here. i am actually glad its the weekend.

and yes i was thinking of having a drink or two tonight

Hmm, well I hadn't thought of that Tiredmum , but now that you've put the idea into my head, I suppose I could be coaxed into a drink or two in a little bit...

Woo hoo a friday night mumsnetting PARTY.

lets hope we get more party goers eh

Come one, come all, to the friendly Friday MN bench & gazebo!

Tiredmum could I interest you in a garlic stuffed olive and some feta?

Just popping by to say hello and water the gerberas.

Oooh! Feta olives-don't mind if I do.

Hey Cheerful! Hope you are well this lovely Friday!

ooo om nom nom

cheers gomummy, right are ya ready to get this party started

Cheers Tiredmum!

What are we listening to?

Have I missed the party? Internet connection went down. Back now but... ...think I'm alone now? Night night if I missed you Tiredmum!

I'm here but should be in bed seeing as it's 00:17 here! Had a girl friend over tonight to console me, as my H has rubbed old wounds open again and feeling a bit raw

Any of you ladies know any eligible men about mid thirties? Need to be honourable, hardworking and a man of integrity, oh and sexy??? Reckon if I met someone new, I'd forget all about my stinking soon to be Ex H

Sorry tea dont know of anyone, dont let the arrogant git get to you. and i am sorry if i missed ya.

right i have on the club tunes of course gomummy lol.

get ya dancin shoes on

whoop whoop

and tea life is worth living its never to late in the day lol

I'm sorry tea. Should I come slap him for you?

Tempting... how about his silly 21 yr old affair partner, can you slap her too?

I'd do it for you Tea!

Sorry to hear that though. Don't think you'd be interested in any of my long-distance recommendations, but do think you are right that someone new could stop you being as bothered by ex-H's antics.

No problem, tea! Slaps all around!

I'm so sorry. I don't know how you feel of course, and I won't say I do, but what an awful, awful thing for him to do. I feel for you!

Hmm...will be on the lookout for you as far as a new fella goes but anyone I find would have to be in for a commute.

hi gomummy, cheerful n tea and all the other buddies (who seem to have vanished). my theory is aliens lol.

how are you all today, soz if we were missing each other yesterday gomummy.

it was probably my fault

think we may have an indian for dinner

Hey Cheerful, we should find Tea a pilot! He will be so grateful to us for finding him such a lovely lady that he will fly us over to visit! Could we interest you in a pilot, Tea?

Hi Tiredmum, no worries! Indian sounds good, DS and I are making a giant pizza. Messy but fun!

A pilot? Ooooo sounds intriguing...

A pilot lol, she would never see him.

hope you enjoyed your din dins gomummy, i certainly did