The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Ooohh...I want to join you!!!

Yay! Was panic stricken!

Join, Join. You're welcome !

Hi blessed, don't worry. We wouldnt abandon you !!

Me, me, me i'm a outsider

Outsiders are more than welcome. The buddybench was made for outsiders, all are welcome here.

ooh I'm an outsider too I'll join

I feel all snuggly under Apocalypse's mighty wing. Which makes me think of - was it batfink - "my wings are a shield of steel", quoted by BB contestant trying to get his leg over. See it's no wonder noone else will put up with me really.

Thanks AC.

I remember Batfink! (i'll put with you)

Is it to early to crack open the wine??

Lol stressed. Hmmm, BatCheese ?? A possible name change maybe ?!!

Pixie, Roobear, anyone and everyone. Park ya bumcheeks, everybody is accepted this is a malice free zone.

Can someone please buge up for me? I have jaffa cakes

Great opening Cheesy!

Welcome all to the bench. It is polished nightly and we are planning to install cupholders in honour of the new thread, so make yourselves comfy!

HE I am SO impressed with the new Buddy Bench poem, you must bring it over to the new thread to welcome everyone!

Too early for wine ??!! Wash your mouth out woman !!

me please, i've just made a huge MN faux pas by starting a thread under a name change
I just baked a cake

agggghhhhhhh lol well done cheesey

i have one end of the newly adapted bench, i think HairExtensions is still working on the design

and a huge greeting to all our newbies, its sooooooooooooooo exciting

Batcheese? Fab!

lol x posted i got my end gomummy

You name changed because you bake a cake?

Hope you saved some for me lol.

Ohh yes. Hair extensions, your poem needs pinning up somewhere !

I was thinking the new bench should be like a giant lazyboy chair. Whaddya think ??!

pucker idea cheesey and yes HE get the bloody poem up haha

Oooh SPB, what kind of cake?