The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Please may I squeeze in, on the edge of the bench .... I won't be no trouble, honest.

there ya are cheeky we were hiding

Oh I am busy seeing money go down the drain, still can't sell our house so have knocked more money off the price.

yeah stealth there was another thread, feels like we been talking for years lol

Hello junglist and cheeky!

sorry cheesey maybe i shouldnt have asked on here, if you wanna talk about it send me a message on facebook. hope ya still love me

so was this threadkillers? what was its name in active conversations?

New bathroom and central heating system, I hate being a grown up sometimes

The other thread was meant for something else, then a few of us had a moan, Tiredmum smashed some cockney lingo,Cheekysox name changed a zillion times, HE wrote a poem, and here we are again

its under - just to say....... - stealth

It was called "Just to say"

SPB it was called "Just to Say" I think? Not positive, but something like that.

awwww poor you cheesey, you better be stamping the other foot too

cockney lingo - oi you aint my muvvvvvvvver lol - sorry first thing that sprang to mind

Oh Cheesy, more sympathy now, we did that last year. With out of town relatives visiting for a month!

Hope yours goes quickly and smoothly.

ah I remember that! Thanks
AC but will the new bathroom not be all lovely when it's done?? We just paid lots for a new boiler, but we can now wash our hands in hot water and not shower under a dribble. Oh and the gas bills should plummet.

Who's HE?

I hadn't realised this was a follow on from 'just to say' thread.

8000!!! Ouch!!

Agree with you AC, being grown up suck's

HE is HairExtensions, she has written a lovely anthem for the new BB thread.

bouncing thats hairextensions she will be about at one point, now stop talking bout her she will get a big head thinking she is popular lmao - just kidding HE we think you are great

and cheerfulyank will hopefully pop in, wheres anyfucker????

Can I join you? I got a light toasting (which is the closest I've come to a flaming so far) this morning and then realised I'd put loads of personal detail into OP so asked for it to be pulled. Am feeling a little

PLUS I think I was "tutted" at on Stealth's thread for jokingly suggesting she might be WWC.

It's not been a good MN few days...

You all like hairbands on baby girls don't you. Not chavvy at all, right?
If I get flamed I want you all on the baby hairband thread OK. You are my crew

you weren't tutted at were you? that was the first non - "FFS" i got
i diod think though, if i'd been wwc i'd have had a laundry-related name though
BungItInTurnItOnAndHopeForTheBest

Welcome Belle, I have a tendency to give out TMI too, know how you feel. Good cheeses seem to help for me though. Ok, good cheese helps everything.

Junglist there's a baby hairband thread?

We've got your back anyway!