The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

pmsl @ SPB being mistaken for WWC!

I may have to ask you about that thread at the next meet up SPB!

Right better go put DS in the bath!

are we not allowed vegtables then stealth? damn it i'm trying to be good, sod it then give me chocolate

Ooooh, I was fantasizing about a nice, creamy Brie and some French bread while driving DD back from nursery earlier...

Stealth - I thought your thread was going to be quite a laugh but it all got a bit serious and cross-patchy for me.

at Junglist1.

I have missed all the action, i'm a outsider for sure now, was caught up on Reltionship's. Damn it.

Chocolate is made from beans and is therefore a vegetable and one of your "five a day"...

Nooooo, I killed the Buddy thread. Oh, this is not a good MN week at all

Belle we have just returned from the shops with a lovely, creamy brie this morning, but DS has hidden it!

Thank you for the insight on chocolate though, it seems I am much better at following the food guide than originally thought!

I'm a bit of an outsider - perhaps I could join in?

(if this isn't for outsiders and is really a thread that people have been doing things together on for years then I'll understand and you don't have to throw things at me, I'll just leave quietly and won't start an AIBU) (Like I'd ever have the nerve to start an AIBU about anything)

Awite Gin! Alls welcome

Belle i remember you, i told you to get the water pistols i still think they were a great idea

Gin, 5 mins ago was my first post
so far ive only had a bit of abuse

i'm an outsider too gin and gatecrashing to get in with the popular crowd! thanks belle i've definately getting my 5 a day then

oh thanks - I shall bring gin ...and er, gin.

Allo gin the more the merrier

Wow roo didnt realise we were popular

Welcome Gin! Can I pass you some cake, cheese or wine?

..but first I have to -drag- -the- -mutt- walk our dog

Gomummy do you think we should install pillow type headrests in the bench?

where the hell is HE with them designs?

And hello to thesunshinesbrightly, welcome to the bench, enjoy

How long should the bathroom take ?? I'm getting the whole lot done THE WORKS

Tiredmum that is a great idea. Perhaps they could be removable for easy washing, lol!

Gin, this thread was started by outsiders who were erm............ Sick of being outsiders

Then who would be in charge of the washing gomummy

have no idea cheesey, does that mean more computer time for ya

We were never outsiders, just percieved like that by people in the wrong