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to want to start a thread about celebs who appear to be...

155 replies

MummikinsOopNorth · 22/01/2010 21:47

...complete and utter knobheads?

All you have to do is give the persons name and a reason (if you so like!)...

OP posts:
AuroraB · 22/01/2010 21:48

YANBU, i shall start...

Edith Bowman, for wanton misuse of the word 'Genius'

pagwatch · 22/01/2010 21:49

Matthew Wright. I haven't got anything like enoughtime

MavisEnderby · 22/01/2010 21:50

Paris Hilton for existing...

DrivenToDistraction · 22/01/2010 21:52

Peppa Pig because she does, in fact, have a knob for a head...

TheCrackFox · 22/01/2010 22:06

Jimmy Carr. He has a cheek describing himself as a comedian.

MrsHoolie · 22/01/2010 22:06

Myleene Klass.Could she be more smug?

ArizonaBarker · 22/01/2010 22:07

Bono, must I explain?

hf128219 · 22/01/2010 22:09

Cat Deeley
Vernon Kay
Tess Daly

Yes, it's all true what you think you know about them.

MavisEnderby · 22/01/2010 22:09

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow.Double whammy.

rasputin · 22/01/2010 22:10

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hf128219 · 22/01/2010 22:14

KK. Boxing gloves. Stuck. Up arse. Call Warrington General for clarification.

OurLadyOfPerpetualSupper · 22/01/2010 22:17

Expand please. (arf)

hf128219 · 22/01/2010 22:21

Modified Food - loves a boiled egg fisting.

stressheaderic · 22/01/2010 22:22

Hannah Waterman. Dog.
Amanda Holden. Vacant.
Holly Willoughby. Little girl lost act.

BooHooMonkey · 22/01/2010 22:23

I believe Hugh Fearnley-doublebarrel trumps

squeaver · 22/01/2010 22:24

Oh hf, I love your work on these threads. Another clue on MF, though pretty please...

BooHooMonkey · 22/01/2010 22:25

Bugger, that meant to read Hugh Fearnley thingy trumps Myleene Klass in the smug stakes.. Although, with all that veg he eats...

bearcrumble · 22/01/2010 22:26

Fearne Cotton for being unforgivably thick (and a rubbish presenter).

Peaches Geldof just for being.

SixtyFootDoll · 22/01/2010 22:28

Katie Price - for being orange

JemL · 22/01/2010 22:29

Kelly Osborne for constant sulky expression.

Dannii Minougue

Michelle Gayle, ever since she irritated the feck out of me on Loose Women.

Jo Wiley

Johnny Vaughan.

muminthemiddle · 22/01/2010 22:29

All "celebrities" who rush to churn out yet another shit reworking of an old song and expect the public to buy it to fund the latest disaster.

Especially the king of bollocks (I don't pay any tax- but hey let me rant on about how little everyone else contributes-Bono)

FFS donate the bloody money yourself and shut the fuck up.

minxofmancunia · 22/01/2010 22:30

the entire loose women panel but in particular the "I love tea me, prefer it to sex" yorkshire cruise ship singing irritant

and irish jiggle boobs at every opprtunity iceland whore...

hf128219 · 22/01/2010 22:33

They are all drunk on that tight women thing. Ghastly.

TheCrackFox · 22/01/2010 22:35

Lowrie Turner. Self explanatory.

smokinaces · 22/01/2010 22:39

Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Hannah Waterman
Michelle thingy - the one from Liberty X that was married to Scott Lee bloke

In fact anyone that is only famous nowadays for being in the magazines for marriage/death/divorce/reunions/slagging of their ex in public/ignoring their children/ more interested in shovelling shit up their noses than their childrens welfare.

Moi, judgemental?!