to want to start a thread about celebs who appear to be...

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...complete and utter knobheads?

All you have to do is give the persons name and a reason (if you so like!)...

Gabby Logan...irritatingly false.

Amanda Holden...(I'll bet she's feelin' the love)

Pip Schofield...embarrassing dad who thinks he's 'down with the kids'

Tess Daly..How can someone with amazing dress designers at her disposal every week when she was on SCD wear such stonkingly bad dresses?

Gok Wan..girlfriend.

Colleen Nolan...hilarious

Yes Amanda holden. How does she get the gigs? She is soo bad, i cant believe she is still around
Colleen Nolan, thick, thick thick...

keira knightly - pouty wooden talentless anorexic. URGH.

jeremy clarkson - CU-UUUN.T.

simon cowell - high waisted trouser wearer who thinks he knows everyfuckingthing about "showbiz"

simon anstell (previously of Buzzcocks) - BASTARD!!! so far up his own arse you can see the whites of his eyes when he opens his mouth. Not funny. Ever.

Lauren Luke - sorry! but greasy moon face

Oh god, there are so many of them. Jonathon Ross,- a talentless knob. Mylene Klass,- dull beyond belief, and a mother I believe!!!
Never would have known that (grin)
I'll be back

Sting and wife for jaw dropping hypocrisy

rofl at Lauren Luke description.

Has anyone mentioned

Lorne

Fucking

Spicer?

yes sorry Lauren, I love a girl made good story but that face!

Liz Jones

Stop FUCKING WHINING!!!

AND if you are that poor why did you pay to get your frigging horse cremated?

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and carrying on like its everyone else's fault.

And dont you DARE presume to be the voice of poor working class women. Apparently we all think extended maternity leave is stupid

How can you be poor anyway - you write about 6 bloodly articles in the Mail on Sunday alone!

I am not keen on Madonna. Cheryl Cole beat up a black woman in a toilet incase the world (away from MNs) has forgotten, Katie Price is a disgrace, Peter Andre is also a disgrace and not everyone is taken in by his 'I am a puppy dog who weely, uvs his lickle puppy kiddles specially the disabled one that I 'took on' act - feck off!

I had better stop because I am getting far to into this

Lol at the ranting.

Vinnie Jones - mediocre footballer, mediocre actor, mediocre man. Most famous for grabbing Gazza'a nads in a photo.

can't believe none of you have mentioned Loraine Kelly!!

she rips my knitting, really really really, if I hear one more really from her I'll explode

and Holly Willoughby, what is it with her? does she ever actually see her own child, she's on the tv more than anyone alive, come to think of it she'll be named mother of the year soon......

second absolutely everyone mentioned here!

I hate hate HATE Amanda Holden. Did anyone see her attempting to be a midwife? She kept saying "I just don't want to let myself down". How about the poor woman about to give birth and the baby? What about not letting them down you up your own arse fool! To go on Alan Carr and slag off Susan Boyle too after all the blubbing and bum licking she did. Les Dennis had a lucky escape.

Piers Brosnan - overlord of all that is orange, pouty and pointless.

And Brad Pitt. Greasy, pouty potato head.

Yep. Bet la Holden has sucked a few things in her time!

Zoe Ball. For going on and on about her wedding day in every interview for years and years after it, including during the time when she was being unfaithful to her husband.

How could i forget Zoe Ball. Cant stand her, and that face!
She's just popped a sprog out as well. Must be time for a hello shoot. Wish she'd just fuck off!

Brad Pitt - every single woman he has dated loses 20lb in about 6 months.

Crackfox! I was just scrolling down to post:

Brad Pitt, because every woman he is with (OK, thinking Gwyneth, Jennifer, Angelina) gets scarily emaciated.

And when he dumps breaks up with them it's never his fault, somehow, is it?

Juliette Lewis got very skinny too. Hmm, very curious indeed.

but everyone knows they lose weight because he is shagging them senseless