to want to start a thread about celebs who appear to be...

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...complete and utter knobheads?

All you have to do is give the persons name and a reason (if you so like!)...

Martine McCuntcheon - just for existing

Posh Spice - for trying to make anorexia a fashion statement that young girls aspire to

bruce forsyth and his self importance.

In no particular order
Amanda Holden
Jackie Burd
Karry Katona
Katie price/Jordan
Posh Spice
Louise Rednapp
The floosy women on ITV1
Tom Cruise - I have been known not to watch perfectly decent films because he happens to be in them
Fiona Bruce

carole mcgiffin (just had to look up her name as i have to switch over every time i see her so i've never had a chance to learn it)

where to start but anyone who hates their fellow women to that degree must have serious issues. frazzled, dried up, foul, old witch

paris hilton - too skinny and too stupid to be taken seriously

Jo Whiley - smug as fuck and a simpering mess whenever she is within 5 foot of

Fearne Cotton - a talentless shite

Amanda Holden - twat

David Dickenson - so...orange...face...hurts...
Brucey - not funny OR a good presenter, everyone complains about famous people' kids getting tv/modelling work with no real talent, why should Brucey have a job he's bad at just because he's a 'legend'?
Katie Price- because who could be mean about Peter Andre, he's adorable, so naive and lovely.
Pete Doherty- for constantly getting away with drug use when any other person would have been locked away by now.

and Kate Moss, because she just NEVER seems to be with her daughter, ever! and she got Pete Doherty into the public's conciousness.

nichole richie- complaining she put weight on in rehab

maddonna - aka the pied piper

Colin Murray- does my head in

Matthew wright- aggree with others

Jo "I'm so fucking trendy, look at me liking Coldpl...., err, I mean Kings of leo..., err I mean - oh fuck who is fashionable at the moment" Whiley. AND, she looks like a Terrahawk.

Kelly Brook - a sultan [of ming] of the highest order, yet, because she has a good figure, we are all supposed to think she's a beauty. She's not. She looks like Edwina Curry FFS.

Tana Ramsay - get some respect for yourself woman

Myleene Klass - the reason why there are over 2 million people unemployed in this country. She has every job!!

Dara O'Brean or whatever your name is - stop saying "errr" after every crap joke you tell to give us a chance to laugh. We don't need that pause. You're not funny.

Amanda Holden - just don't know where to start.

I'll be back..........

Paul McCartney - You married Heather, YOU and only YOU. You were sickening when you were walking around with your long, sad face after the split, you couldn't have been warned more what you were getting yourself into.

Jonathan Ross - I used to watch your show to see your guests not you, stop always trying to be cleverer and funnier than everyone else because you are just not!

Amanda Holden you are talentless and ordinary and not even that pretty, stop swanning around as though you are the cream of British Entertainment, we all know you rode Les Dennis like a seaside donkey to get where you are today.

Cheryl and Ashley - thick to the power of 2.

Christian Bale - for having a mush i wanna punch

And the quote of the week goes to...

Amanda Holden you are talentless and ordinary and not even that pretty, stop swanning around as though you are the cream of British Entertainment, we all know you rode Les Dennis like a seaside donkey to get where you are today.

Well done thesteelfairy I shall shamelessly steal that as my own

WondersWhySoManyWomenMadeThisThreadTiggaxx

I can not stand Amanda Holden.
She makes my teeth itch.
I've never been fond of her, but when I saw her on tv ripping the piss out of Susan Boyal the hate set in!!
She has a face I'd never tire of slapping.

"Amanda Holden you are talentless and ordinary and not even that pretty, stop swanning around as though you are the cream of British Entertainment, we all know you rode Les Dennis like a seaside donkey to get where you are today."

That is the funniest thing I have ever read on Mumsnet.

Nicole Kidman -just looks so cold and emotionless. A real Ice Queen

Peaches Geldof -pointless, rude, arrogant

Amanda Holden -what has she done exactly other than have a huge shiny face that looks like a wide-screen TV

Fern Cotton -drippy, vacuous and needs to grow up

Russell Brand -makes my skin crawl

I thank you the Crack Fox. I said it another time under my last name but no-one laughed then!

PMSL thesteelfairy

Tara Tomkinpomkinson (or what ever her name is)
What is it she does? What is she for?

Katie Price (stupid bint)
Kerry Katona ("I won mother of the year 2 years running"... WHO for the love of God voted for her?)
Madonna (up her self)
Tom Cruise (fruit loop)
Anyone famous's daughter (Peaches, Kelly/ Jack Osbourne)
The Hilton lot (famous for being rich and having poncey little dogs with painted toenails- really useful members of society )
Fern Cotton (Bleugh!)
Victoria Beckham (talentlass-walks around like she has a stick up her arse whilst chewing a wasp)

kanye west for being a spiteful little shit who cant keep his mouth shut and his opinions to himself

"oi kanye..no-one give a fuck what you think sit that know it all arse down!"

jeremy kyle for showing us the most awful people and all of their sins

Oh yes Loving this thread. Most of my additions have been mentionned already.
The Katonica (Kerry Katona)
Honky Tonky tinky Palmer Tomkinson (Tara whatshername)
Nig-ella. (Smugness personified.)
Tom Cruise (very sinister I think)
Richard Hammond (that hair ffs)
Piers Morgan
Bonio (Bono, but he is going to single handedly save the planet)
Madonna
Angelina Jolie...
I could go on and on and on.....

Most of above - actually, pretty much anyone who appears on the cover of OK magazine - and especially..

Nikki Grahame (5 mins of fame well and truly up, why is she still hanging around?)
Michelle Heaton - see above
Tess Daly for sheer insincerity
Amanda Holden - nasty piece of work
Sherrie Hewson - horrible, bitter old witch!
Bruce Forsyth - not at all funny, just cringey. Yes you're a good dancer and not bad for someone in their 80's but time to retire now please.

Someone on here coined the expression that Tana Ramsey had "sexually transmitted cooking skills." I laughed for what seemed like days at that one.

Jeremy Clarkson