to want to start a thread about celebs who appear to be...

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...complete and utter knobheads?

All you have to do is give the persons name and a reason (if you so like!)...

Danny Dyer and I only know his name because he was on a trailer before Being Human. Absolute cock...I loathe the man

Katie and Peter because SHE is a hardfaced bag who uses her sad excuse for a life to make more money than I will EVER have and because HE is a sad little puppy who continues in the same vein as his media-whore ex wife.

Sting for being soooooo boring and having an awful voice.

Kerry Katona for not living her life in private.

Gordon Ramsey for his potty mouth.

LeQueen - I'm glad I'm not famous with you about to take the piss!

Jeremy Kyle - smuggery at its worst

Alicia Douvall - vile

Ruth Langsford - something odd about her and her clipped tones, reminds me of that film Mars Attacks. I wouldn't be surprised if she's actually an alien.

Twiggy...yes, yes, you were a mo-del 50 years ago but now nothing more than a well preserved granny...and I'll bet she's a 'do you know who I am' type

Lulu...that mid atlantic accent makes me want to scream. Deffinitely a 'DYKWIA' type.

Lorraine Kelly. Oh God.

I'm spending far too much time thinking about this at 5am.

Terry Wogan - purely for that dreadful perfect recall programme.. surely you don't need the money Terry??

Another vote for Lulu.