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to want to start a thread about celebs who appear to be...

155 replies

MummikinsOopNorth · 22/01/2010 21:47

...complete and utter knobheads?

All you have to do is give the persons name and a reason (if you so like!)...

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littlemissfixit · 22/01/2010 22:41

MavisEnderby say what you like about horrible gwyneth but not the gorgeous, the witty, the blessed chris martin...how very dare you.

anyhoos.. katie price for being a press hound, pete docherty for being a sleezy dirty good for nothing junkie

smokinaces · 22/01/2010 22:43

Forgot Amy Winehouse, Kate Moss, Pete Doherty. Again for the drug shit.

oh, and Sienna Miller. No idea why she riles me.

UnquietDad · 22/01/2010 22:45

Russell Brand. Because he is a knobhead.

Jay Kay. For being an "environmentalist" while tearing round the countryside in his Ferrari(s).

Myleene Klass. For thinking she is "all that".

Sadie Frost. For being a silly cow.

UnquietDad · 22/01/2010 22:47

(hf, I call 'em the Slack Women.)

smokinaces · 22/01/2010 22:48

unquietdad - spot on with Russell Brand. That guy makes me shout at the TV. He is a twunt in the highest order. I have never seen St Trinians (which I wanted to originally as I knew someone in it) because I just cant stand the guy.

Also cant stand Ricky Gervais. Have to mute him or leave the room when Night in The Museum on. Slimey, snidey, eugh.

bearcrumble · 22/01/2010 22:50

Oh man, I'd forgotten about Lowri Turner. That article bemoaning the fact that her new daughter didn't look like her because she was half asian. How can you be racist against your own child??? And the one saying that gay people shouldn't be MPs. She's a CUNT.

thesunshinesbrightly · 22/01/2010 22:50

Katie Price!!! for being her

KurriKurri · 22/01/2010 23:08

Sharon Osbourne, - for talking in a silly little girl voice.

Davina McCall - for gurning and sticking her face right in the camera. And numerous other crimes.

Paul Ross - do I need to explain?

Any of the famous for being famous crowd.

The ubiquitous, play every part the same, James Nesbitt/Robson Green type actors.

God I'm turning into a grumpy old bat!

RonaldMcDonald · 22/01/2010 23:14

Cilla Black...looks like a hamster and is a twunt on every level

Vernon Kaye..big faced smug fucker

Tess Daly...prematurely aged talentless style free zone

Edith Bowman...without any merit and shares worst presenter on the radio award with
Fearne Cotton...talentless, sounds like grotbags

pennyrain · 22/01/2010 23:28

myleene, also..."The worlds first mother"...how would any of us have managed to give birth and raise children without her advice...

Kate Garraway ..for same reasons as above and smugness+++

ThePlanningCommittee · 22/01/2010 23:30

Ferne Cotton. Talent-void.

secretgardin · 23/01/2010 00:01

amanda holden - it's almost too excruciating to watch when the frozen face harlot tries to blink or smile, then she opens her mouth and it gets worse...
louise redknapp - smug, eyelash fluttering no talent, lip syncing has been
peaches geldof - what a waste of good oxygen
mr tumble - probably lovely but he creeps me out (clown phobia)
jamie oliver - for calling everyone "brother" on his american series

UnquietDad · 23/01/2010 00:17

I really used to fancy Amanda Holden. I can no longer bring myself to. Have you read her radio Times interview this week? She is so far up her own arse she's practically gnawing her duodenum.

aggiebax · 23/01/2010 00:24

I can't stand Jaqui Bird - the neck, the voice, the fawning over Paulo Nautini; enough already.

TheCrackFox · 23/01/2010 00:32

Piers Morgan. Bell end.

littlemissfixit · 23/01/2010 00:40

heather the weather girl on reporting scotland..has anyone else noticed the way she shakes her head it drives me crazy

aggiebax · 23/01/2010 00:48

It's the accent that gets me with Heather the weather.

tethersend · 23/01/2010 01:08

Eamonn Holmes for being a massive cunt, and Ruth Langsford for encouraging him.

AitchTwoOhOneOh · 23/01/2010 01:14
Shock
groundhogs · 23/01/2010 01:22

... And quote of the week goes to uqd! Surely!

dawntigga · 23/01/2010 08:15

Gordon Ramsey for being possibly the bigges twunt I've ever met.

EVER!Tiggaxx

dawntigga · 23/01/2010 08:18

TheCrackFox I've always liked this definition of countryside - the killing of Pierce Morgan.

AgreesAboutPMTiggaxx

ClaudiaSchiffer · 23/01/2010 08:25

Nicole Kidman - frozenfacedstickuparseprissymiss

cornsilk · 23/01/2010 08:33

I would give quote of the week to tethersend.

Struggling to think of someone more pointless than Peaches Geldof.

hf128219 · 23/01/2010 08:39

How did the sweary chef get away with that?

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