to want to start a thread about celebs who appear to be...

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...complete and utter knobheads?

All you have to do is give the persons name and a reason (if you so like!)...

Gordon Ramsay - for not being even remotely as all that as he thinks he is. Running off to India to pretend to find yourself, so you can make another TV show, rather than opena good restaurant, or spend a nano second with your family. Crapola.

Tana Ramsay - why do you put up with it. He shames you in public. Why did you write that cook book? It's rubbish. My publisher sent me it for free as a gift, and I still haven't read it all. You use at least four exclamation marks on each page!!!!!!! Are you 13?

Jules Oliver - I actually like your other half, but could you stop writing things. Cos you can't. And it makes you look silly and takes away from your OH who is talented at what he does. Telly cook, not chef.

David Walliams - the Pillsbury Dough Boy made flesh

Geri Halliwell - why the hell is she still around? She has a face like a cockroach.

Sir Paul McCartney - stop sticking your thumbs up you twat the 60s were donkeys years ago and since then all you have done is the frog chorus which aint nowt to be proud of.

ALEXA CHUNG for the love of god WHY is this gawky sixth former paraded around the media as THE fashipn icon of the day.

Mary Portas - if you get Grazia magazine you will know. Get back from whence you came, woman.

Anyone "who used to be in Eastenders" and is now in The Bill/Dancing on the Ice

Kelly Osbourne. Cheer up ffs

Anything in the same genre as Tess Daly/Cat Deeley/Fearne Cotton. Pointless.

Keira knightley - stop fucking pouting woman.

Sarah Cox.. then most annoying voice ever, and cant stop talking about herself!! Grrrr

starzzz would that be sara 'me and my boyfriend me and my boyfriend me and my boyfriend smuggery smuggery smuggery domestic bliss' Cox? DH loves her

Eddie Murfy - yes you are funny in your stand ups but apart from that....

Again Katie Price - how can you dress like that around your daughter? Dont you have any idea what you are teaching her? Please stop! Put it away!

Billie Piper - can't stand her, big mouth and fake accent
Keira Knightley - revolting
Cat Deeley
Sara Cox
Jo Whiney (Whiley)

This is one thread that probably won't be appearing in the round-up

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I wonder how many slebs actually have just read something about themselves?

Loving the seaside donkey comment.

I won't bore you with my choices - you can stick me down for anything orange/ pointless/vacuous/talentless. That should cover most of it.

SinginHinny yes thats the one... sooo self obsessed! Have to turn off the radio when she is on!

Kirsty Allsop overweight frump.

Nigella Lawson must eat the rest of Kirsty's pie stash.

I have to rant because my husband thinks I am mean spirited but I have to vent...

GMTV group : all of them thick, fake and ridiculous (hair, clothese, jewelry).(Especially when they do some story on a child murder and then turn to the other camera in the same breath and say "do you want to win a holiday to cyprus"!

Philip Schofield: Creepy! I find particularly disturbing the outfits/tie pins he wears on Strictly Ice thingy. Freaks me out.

Cheryl Cole / Victoria Beckham: Fake, Fake Fake! Face it your small, stop wearing ridiculous shoes. Stop saying you "don't diet" but weigh 5 stone. Stop saying "you have the perfect marriage" when we know it is all crap!

Loose Women: an affront to womanhood.

Trout Pout Lesley Ash: you sue the NHS for £5M for catching MRSA even though you are married to ex-footballer and own the Soho club. No way would you have ever earned £5M from your "acting" career if you were not in hospital having penicilian. That £5M could have been used for neonatal units etc.. Outrageous

Amanda Holdman: Every program you have been in is crap. You are crap. Even your lip job is crap.

Katie Price/ Alex Reid : I can't tell the difference who you are when you are "done up".

Tess Daly/Fearne Cotton/Holly Willoughby/Cat Dealey: are you sure you are not the same person? Blonde, orange and dodgy dress sense.

Sorry my other complaints are: actresses! Stop showing pictures of Nicole Kidman etc (airbrushed, botoxed, face lifted) etc.. and say that all 45 year old women should look like this! It is fake!

And the biggest problem I have is with any woman who states that she "snapped" right back after having her baby and lost "6 stone" over night. It is not true!

Do you fell better for that tummytuck?!!

We've only got started on this -

Phillippa Forrester
Anthea Turner
Vanessa Feltz
Jury's out on Holly Willoughby too imo - is she really that nice??

And then to balance it out a bit -

Wayne Rooney
Dale "cash my gold" Winton
That awful man who does Channel 4 Racing - John whatever
Antony Costa

Nicole Kidman - arrrrrrrrgh. Fuck off and eat something woman, you look like Margaret Thatcher circa 83.

Billie Piper - since when did you speak that posh? You're from Swindon FFS.

Keira Knightley - the most wooden actress I have ever had the displeasure of seeing on screen. I saw her once in RL and she is as jut jawed and dull as you'd imagine her to be.

Bambino wtf are you on??? Dara O'Briain is the funniest man on the planet. You are a loon

Eamonn Holmes for existing
Ian Hislop for thinking he's funny when he is actually just a smug embryo
Russell Brand for being a fuckwit
Katie Price for being a thick talentless tart
Bruce Forsyth for thinking he's 25. Old people, know your place! (I am joking but can't bear Bruce and that stupid fucking pose he does. Get over it!!)

Wot, no Liz Jones??

Actually I rather like her in a pleasure/pain sort of way. Just when you think she's as bad as she could get...off she goes again.

nooo i think Nigella is lovely i cant stand Vinnie Jones

Sorry, Rockbird, I have tried. DH loves him but I can't get past the eeeeeeeerrrr. I'm also still getting over the fact that he is only 37.

I can't believe that Kirsty Allsop & Nigella have been called pie eaters. Ok, they're not skinny but kind of normal weight aren't they.

Loads of 'em,- but my current hate hate, are those awful 'loose women' on itv.
They are bland dull and tedious beyond belief.

Dave Spikey - for the obnoxiously offensive way he says "book" over and over in the Channel 4 TV Book Show.