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to want to start a thread about celebs who appear to be...

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MummikinsOopNorth · 22/01/2010 21:47

...complete and utter knobheads?

All you have to do is give the persons name and a reason (if you so like!)...

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scanty · 23/01/2010 23:43

Peter Andre (I'm keeping a dignified silence so will get all my friends and such to slag off KP istead)

Jeremy Vyle

Chris Moyles can get me so angry I actually want to punch him and I'm a peace loving hippy at that.

bluesheep · 24/01/2010 00:00

Piers Morgan presents a program called 'Piers Morgan on...'

Can I be the first person to suggest the next in the series should be

'...fire'

Also, in no particular order:

Fearne Cotton - vile and talentless.
Amanda Holden - why, why, why is this person on TV? Where is her talent? I just don't get it?
Bruce Forsyth - I cannot be the only one who mutes him every time he is on SCD.
Jamie Redknapp - only because he's local and he once came and presented my little brother's footy team with their medals. Bro was made up, until JR was so rude and dismissive of the kids that half of them were in tears. So he's a twunt as far as I'm concerned.

Coldhands · 24/01/2010 07:51

NOOOOO Blueshoes I love Jeremy Clarkson. YABU .

I agree with most on here. I don't know if I can add anyone else. oh yes,

Chanelle Hayes, just FUCK OFF, you talentless posh wannabe (who is also on my list),
Paris Hilton, what a waste of good breathing air,
Katie Price, just do the decent thing and go away quietly now please,
Michelle Heaton for being orange and KP's best friend, yeah cause thats not for the publicity at all,
Pete Doherty, just die already, take Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss with you,
Russell Brand, woman actually fancy this wanker?!
Nikki Graham, can I please please snap her in half?
Myleen Klass although I feel bad cause she doesn't seem like a horrible person, but she is everywhere, grrrrr.
Sharon Osbourne, what is it that you do?
Ferne Cotton, you are a shite presenter, just fuck off.
Alex Ferguson for thinking that Man U are so hard done by and all the refs are against him, go away prick.
Wayne and Colleen Rooney. Ugly shrek-a-like who is a bad role model and a nobody hanger on who must clearly not wear her contacts.
Cerrie and Alex from Cbeebies, so so wooden.
Ian Beale, ok so hes not a real person but why why is he the only original cast member left, he is a fucking idiot.

I could think of more but I'm looking quite bitter so I'll leave it for now. Keep up the good work though.

Although if so many of us seem to hate the same people, why are they still everywhere? Makes no sense.

StealthPolarBear · 24/01/2010 07:54

Cheryl Cole for managing to transform from racist thug to nation's golden girl without any discernable talent (other than sounding quirkily geordie)

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YeahBut · 24/01/2010 08:18

Gordon Ramsay - shag less, cook more. Simples.
Lindsay Lohan.

coolma · 24/01/2010 08:30

What about that Chloe Maddeley - I rather sadly watched some of 'celebrity quitters' and had no idea she is a 'presenter'. And she looks like her dad which is really unfortunate and she has a really irritating voice and she's well...pointless really..

DoingTheBestICan · 24/01/2010 08:31

Mylene Klass - although we should really all be very grateful to Mizz Klass as without her the human race would have died out,as she is the only woman ever to have given birth.

Amanda Holden - the only talent she really has was getting poor Les Dennis to marry her,very up her own arse.

Jeremy Clarkson - for being a smug twat & thinking we can all afford ferraris & massive executive cars.

Nicola McLean - only famous cos she has had surgery to make her boobs massive & is now bessie mates with Peter Andre

Anyone who has been in BB,just fuck the fuck off now will you? Yes thats you annoying twins & Chantelle.

Ben Shepherd - cant stand him & his smug chops.

Jo too cool for school Whiley

Bono - shut the fuck up & just pay some tax will you?

Elizabeth Hurley

I think thats it for now.

coolma · 24/01/2010 08:43

Bono - arghhhhh. I can't even say the name - Bonio rather suits him better I feel..

blueshoes · 24/01/2010 09:36

Peaches Geldof
Kerry Katona

kreecherlivesupstairs · 24/01/2010 10:12

I really have no idea who most of these people are[out of touch emoticon].
My list would be quite short
Bruce Forsyth - something unsavoury about him.
Norman Wisdom and Lee Evans.
Dan Snow - we saw him at Zurich airport recently, he was trying to pretend he wasn't famous although he clearly knew people were talking about him.
Charlie the charge nurse.
Victoria Beckham. So thin.
Renee Zellwegger, so hamster like.
Susan Boyle.
lola. She does my head in, I much prefer charlie and Lotta.

petitmaman · 24/01/2010 10:26

Billie Piper. She is stuck so far up her own arse

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happywheezer · 24/01/2010 18:09

I can't believe that somebody got in ahead with Cheryl Cole- why in the world would I want to dress or be like her FFS- racist thug
Victoria Beckham- so cool for not smiling
Daniiiii Minger- For saying that Kate Winslet needs to hit the gym, get some talent yourself love
Jennifer Anniston- Get over it
Myleene Noklass- Smug
I'll have a think about this more...
Katie holmes for being a daft arse
Still thinking

Bobbiewickham · 24/01/2010 18:35

Trudie Styler - for being a eco-fascist who transports bowls of soup all over the globe in a Lear Jet. Or something. And looking like Mr Ed in a wig.

Chris Martin - "Bono! Bono! Can we be fwiends? I like the planet! Do you like the planet?". Arsehole.

Rod Liddle - for being the most actively horrible, offensive man on the planet. And for looking like he just staggered out of that bar in Star Wars.

Jeremy Vine - just wind 'em up, and let 'em go, then laugh about 'em in the Groucho while counting your massive share of the stealth tax we call the licence fee.

Martin (moneysaver) Lewis - yes, yes, rate tart, very good - but have you ever been out with a girl?

There are more...

pebbles79 · 24/01/2010 19:10

Cat Deeley for having horrible unstraightening legs that she shows off in the shortest of skirts!

MrsHoolie · 24/01/2010 19:30

I agree Cat Deeley is SO annoying.Smugness seems to be a common trait in these celebs.

Emma (I'm so cute and nice) Bunton

Emma 'B' who used to be on Radio 1 and various
programmes '100 best/worst etc).Very smug indeed.

That really patronising woman who presents BBC breakfast on BBC1,the one with the dark hair,Susannah Reed I think?

Jenni Falconer from GMTV.can't explain it but I just can't stand her.

minxofmancunia · 24/01/2010 19:54

there has been no mention yet of kiera.....

Amanda Holden=toxic bitch, nasty nasty woman

anyone who's described as having "fashion nous" in grazia

spanky2 · 24/01/2010 20:51

Victoria Beckham. What is it about the super rich that make them think that £5000 on facial treatments is ok? How many charities would benefit from that? Someone make her eat food.
Amanda Holden for the dead face and weird non bending arms when clapping.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for letting a three year old wear high heels and parading Suri around in front of photographers.
Katie Price so many reasons so little time....

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Seabright · 25/01/2010 09:41

Richard Bacon - for ruining a wonderful afternoon show on radio 5. For being unable to speak in cohearant sentances (important for radio, I would have thought), for making every discussion about himself and (most importantly) for not being Simon Mayo

madusa · 25/01/2010 13:36

lady gaga for being odd

do any of her songs actually make any sense?

theressomethingaboutmarie · 25/01/2010 14:18

Sienna Miller - talentless and annoying
Brad Pitt - morphs into a copy of every woman he dates/marries
David Walliams - just creepy
Kate Moss - common druggie, not attractive, dresses like a child given a dressing up box
Daily Mail reporters - self-explanatory
Tom Cruise - creepy in the extreme
Jennifer Aniston - she just seems SO needy

ladymarian · 25/01/2010 14:26

theressomethingaboutmarie - totally agree about Sienna Miller - crap actress and just seems like a total slut who sleeps with every married man she meets

Katie Price/Jordan - deranged fame junkie

god i'm grumpy today