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To harshly judge you 'Christmas Walkers'

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 27/12/2025 22:51

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Sit down, binge eat and watch, put your feet up, get the dildo out, whatever you need to do but gosh, don't go for a walk!

If you think i am being unreasonable, i am judging you 🥰

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CoubousAndTourmaIet · 29/12/2025 09:12

Well said, @Kindling1970

vanillalattes · 29/12/2025 09:15

I love a Christmas Day dog walk. We took our beagle out for over an hour - didn’t see a soul and he had an amazing time on the beach and in the dunes.

Hmm1234 · 29/12/2025 10:20

mumofoneAloneandwell · 27/12/2025 22:51

Sit down, binge eat and watch, put your feet up, get the dildo out, whatever you need to do but gosh, don't go for a walk!

If you think i am being unreasonable, i am judging you 🥰

Clearly someone who doesn’t have dogs

PersephoneSmith · 29/12/2025 16:46

scalt · 27/12/2025 22:56

But then, who will see your Christmas decs, or you waving your arms around as you try out the new Wii?

(This was a common sight in living rooms, when the first Wii console came out,)

I smashed the light fitting playing Wii tennis.

Sennelier1 · 30/12/2025 08:51

Where I live we do Christmas Eve - after a whole day in the kitchen it's dinner with familie, giftgiving, the works. Christmas Day is for staying in bed untill ten, emptying the dishwasher, doing laundry of table linen. Not much else. Walking is for people who don't own a couch.

MrsMoastyToasty · 30/12/2025 09:09

We walked to the pub.
We had a couple of drinks.
We walked home.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 30/12/2025 09:20

We were away from home this year, but the local big park is usually full of Christmas Day families out for a walk, with Christmas hats, kids on new bikes, etc. At home we always had the dinner at around 5 or 6, so even for the cook, plenty of time for a walk before it started getting dark.

ConnieHeart · 30/12/2025 09:21

Sennelier1 · 30/12/2025 08:51

Where I live we do Christmas Eve - after a whole day in the kitchen it's dinner with familie, giftgiving, the works. Christmas Day is for staying in bed untill ten, emptying the dishwasher, doing laundry of table linen. Not much else. Walking is for people who don't own a couch.

What? You never walk anywhere?

ChaliceinWonderland · 30/12/2025 09:21

SweeetFannyAdams · 27/12/2025 23:02

Surely those getting their dildos out would be Christmas wankers?

Indeed!

IpsyUpsyDaisyDoos · 30/12/2025 18:10

Sennelier1 · 30/12/2025 08:51

Where I live we do Christmas Eve - after a whole day in the kitchen it's dinner with familie, giftgiving, the works. Christmas Day is for staying in bed untill ten, emptying the dishwasher, doing laundry of table linen. Not much else. Walking is for people who don't own a couch.

I own a couch. Love my couch. Which is why I walk the dog on Christmas day. So it stays in tact.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/12/2025 18:20

ChaliceinWonderland · 30/12/2025 09:21

Indeed!

😄😄

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/12/2025 18:21

Everyone

I went outside today 😭😭😭. Wasnt the worst thing, getting a bit of air. But back home now until at least nyd

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Mysterian · 31/12/2025 09:37

Just off for a walk. Nice foggy morning. Going to a nature reserve type wood/heath place.

Mysterian · 31/12/2025 12:02

I'm now back in the warm with a lovely smug feeling having done some exercise, knowing I'm a better person than those who haven't.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 31/12/2025 12:47

Mysterian · 31/12/2025 12:02

I'm now back in the warm with a lovely smug feeling having done some exercise, knowing I'm a better person than those who haven't.

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😭

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IpsyUpsyDaisyDoos · 31/12/2025 12:53

Mysterian · 31/12/2025 12:02

I'm now back in the warm with a lovely smug feeling having done some exercise, knowing I'm a better person than those who haven't.

I'm off for my second of the day, neighbours dog needs walking while they're unwell. Beat that 😜

JustPlainStanfreyPock · 31/12/2025 13:05

This thread title had me very worried that there were some special Walkers Christmas crisps that I had somehow missed out on, then I read some posts...

I'll get my coat, or maybe not...

HorrorFan81 · 31/12/2025 13:11

I went on 3 walks on xmas day, did 20k steps. Was a gorgeous day 😃

Do that most days tho

tigger1001 · 31/12/2025 13:28

I didn't go out on Christmas Day, but have been out for long walks every other day. Does wonders for my blood sugar (thereby allowing me to eat slightly naughtier food than I otherwise could) as well as clearing my head

XWKD · 01/01/2026 05:14

I was out for a long walk. I just lay back in my sedan chair, and my four scantily-clad firemen carried me for several miles.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 19/01/2026 21:55

XWKD · 01/01/2026 05:14

I was out for a long walk. I just lay back in my sedan chair, and my four scantily-clad firemen carried me for several miles.

😂😂😂 I deem this acceptable!!

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Zov · 19/01/2026 21:58

mumofoneAloneandwell · 27/12/2025 22:51

Sit down, binge eat and watch, put your feet up, get the dildo out, whatever you need to do but gosh, don't go for a walk!

If you think i am being unreasonable, i am judging you 🥰

Get the dildo out?! 😂

Can I not do both... Go for a few walks over Christmas, and also get the dildo out?

Not at the same time of course. I spent 8 hours in police custody the last time I did that. 😬

mumofoneAloneandwell · 19/01/2026 22:11

Zov · 19/01/2026 21:58

Get the dildo out?! 😂

Can I not do both... Go for a few walks over Christmas, and also get the dildo out?

Not at the same time of course. I spent 8 hours in police custody the last time I did that. 😬

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😂😂😂 god forbid a woman try to spice up a walk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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Zov · 19/01/2026 22:19

mumofoneAloneandwell · 19/01/2026 22:11

😂😂😂 god forbid a woman try to spice up a walk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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