To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

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Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

• Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
• Diddy - no notes needed.
• Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
• Kanye - not even sure where to start.
• Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
• Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

One slap? Don't be mean.

Ant and Dec
James Cordon
David Walliams
The quiz master on University Challenge. I don't even want to bother to Google his name, irritates the shit out of me.
Lily Allen
Emma Watson
Elon Musk

Mylene Klass im sure she's very nice
But she irritates me when she thinks she know ,s everything about everything.

Laurence Fox
Nigel Farage
Holly Willoughby
Hannah Waddingham
Donald Trump

I am sure I can think of more…

Out of curiosity, why Emma Watson?

Nigel Farage. He has a Face I’d never tire of slapping.

Katie Price. Her behaviour over the years just enrages me. Her kids are going to grow up with so many issues, that is unforgivable of her to damage them the way she has.

Edited as I changed my mind I don't want to slap anyone. But I would like to bury Vladimir Putin up to his neck in quick-setting cement.

Jon Ronson.

Pretty much anyone who’s a light entertainment or current affairs presenter. They nearly all do my head in. Fake, smug, and annoying, the lot of them.

Noddy Holder
Paloma Faith
Ricky Gervais

Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint.

Jeremy Clarkson

Nigel Farage

David Beckham

James Corden

Pedro Pascal

Dave Grohl

Holly Willoughby

Eddie Izzard

Most, possibly all of the loose women

Miriam Margolyes

Lorraine Kelly

Ryland

Jimmy Carr - can't stand him, and his stupid laugh.

I'll hold your coat. He's so irritating.

Holly Willoughby - never been able to stand her
Tom Cruise
Donald Trump
Tommy Robinson

Kate Winslet
Judi Dench
Emma Thompson
Cate Blanchett

Jimmy carr , holly valance, Alan Cummings, James corden, Timmy mallet,

Hannah Waddingham, she's such a bloody show off.
Paddy McGuinness. For the holiday ads.

The "lovely" Debbie McGee.

Trump and Amanda Holden

Because she has turned on JK Rowling in the most horrific way - the woman who launched her whole career- and while mildly engaging as a child actor, is an insipid adult handmaiden, champagne socialist, peddler of luxury beliefs, crap adult actress twat !

Not David Beckham!

You can appreciate the things someone has done for you while also disagreeing with their views. She's said herself that she disagrees with J K Rowling but values her as a person

I dislike her smug look in the the perfume advert.