To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

[MetaphoricallySpeaking]

Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

• Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
• Diddy - no notes needed.
• Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
• Kanye - not even sure where to start.
• Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
• Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

Helen Flannagan.
She must be freezing all the time as she never has any clothes on.

Scott Mills has a very slappable face

Tom Daley - only knows what an actual woman is when he needs to rent-a-womb.
Nasty little cockwomble.

Olivia Coleman
Gary Lineker
Davina McCall
Lily Allen
Bill Nighy

I have a physical reaction to Stewart Lee

Peter Andre
Paddy McGuiness
James Corden
Jude law
Tom cruise
Tom hiddleston
Emily blunt

Can I just say that I'm so glad I'm not the only one that finds Hannah Waddingham irratating

David Attenborough - hypocrite.
Hannah Waddingham - if she was chocolate she’d eat herself.
Nadiya Hussein - whiny.
Lorraine Kelly - disingenuous twat.
Stephen Fry - bloviating prick.
Jimmy Carr - possessed ventriloquist’s dummy with a laugh like a rutting seal.

oligarch?

I could happily slap Fiona Bruce. She is the most fecking irritating woman on the planet no her clothes unbelievably hideous.

Emma Watson definitely.

Mylene Klass.

Jimmy Carr

Fergie from black eyed peas for singing about her humos and her lovely lady lumps.

Lilly Allen.

Katie Hopkins.

Second Oligarch lol?
Hes a working class lad from south London in the trenches with 4 kids (you can sometimes hear them running about when he’s working from home on the ‘Radical’ podcast he does for radio 4 lol

Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande. Their behaviour absolutely enrages me.
The ott tears, the insincerity....they're both fucking touched in the head 😵‍💫
I wonder how they actually function as people.

Dawn French.

Donald Trump
Nigel Farage
Kanye West
Jeremy Clarkson
Tommy Robinson
Elon Musk
Suella Braverman

Joe Wicks
Jimmy Carr and his laugh that puts my teeth on edge.
Seann Walsh
Katie Price
Emily Ratajkowski smug cow.
Rachel Reeves and Nigel Farage for his smug face. Nil to do with politics, it's just they annoy me.
Any of the Kardashian/ Jenner lot.
Kanye and his insufferable wife Bianca.
Any Tennis player that makes weird moaning noises as they play.
Meghan Markle and Camilla Parker Bowles.
Justin and Haley Bieber.
Miley Cyrus.
I don't hate Taylor Swift but I get annoyed at the over mentioning of her.
Chrissy Teigen
James Charles if he even counts.
Jake Paul
Chris Brown
James Corden

I look like I probably over invest in these people but I don't actually think about any of them, unless I have to think about it or see mention of them. 😆

😮

is it his voice?

Jeremy Vine
Nigel Farage
Graham Linehan
Andrew Tate

Amanda Holden and Carol Voderman

Bonnie Blue, but she'd need bleaching before I'd slap her.

Started his career as media advisor to Lebedev, now Baron Lebedev, son of the KGB, special friend of Johnson. Rajan buries stories, has made a career out of puff piece client journalism that favours the Russo/launderette bent money millionaire circles. As well as being a fanboy of both Farage and Enoch Powell he's managed to gladhand his way onto several concurrently running flagship programmes so it's obviously an approach that serves him well but he's ultimately low in both content and ethics. Nasty, nasty piece of work.

Liz Hurley

Nick Fuentes (especially after watching his full interview last week with Piers Morgan)

Holly Willoughby

Orville

Hmmmm....
Farage et al (pronounced garage)
Johnson
Trump
That odious misogynist Andrew sodding tate
Yaxley Lennon, or robinson whatever he wants to call himself
Lorraine. Sick of her
ALL paedos (NOT just a SLAP for them)

No one there just people on tv.
The world has enough of people wanting to hurt others as it is.