To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

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Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

• Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
• Diddy - no notes needed.
• Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
• Kanye - not even sure where to start.
• Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
• Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

Emma Watson - untalented as hell
Ananda Holden - put me off listening to Heart FM

Oooo I like this thread

Lorraine Kelly
Lulu
Cliff Richard
Alison Hammond
James Cordon
Meghan Markle
Harry Markle

That'll do for now

Although I would slap her, one thing that might slightly stop me is remembering that she exited the real world at the age of 9. 9. Insanely young.

I think I’m more annoyed at those who put this woman with zero experience of the real world and on a pedestal and use her as a mouthpiece as though she has anything of value to say to a single girl out there.

King Charles and his wife.

Yeah, he could definitely have a back hand from myself.

Without a doubt after seeing him on The Chase last night, Bradley Wiggins - what an arrogant prat

Aaall of these plus
Radcliffe
Grint

Dave Grohl.? WHY?

Andrew tate

Bradley Walsh
Kate Beckinsale
Danny Dyer
Colleen Nolan

You know it!!!!

Noddy????

You beat me to it, insufferable woman

Any and all 'influencers' - bunch of grifty no-marks
Alan Carr
Joe Lycett
Watson, Grint and Radcliffe - immature opinionated ungrateful little fucks
Ellen deGeneres - nasty
Any Kardashian or Jenner

It's probably best I don't start slapping people because I do believe I would never stop.

Amanda Holden
Megan Markle
Prince Harry
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
Colleen Nolen
Louis Walsh
the guy from homes under the hammer
Victoria Beckham
Sarah Ferguson

Lily Allen here too. Insufferable.

James Corden - dick
Oprah Winfrey - smug
Trump and Putin - obvs
David Walliams - creep

Paul Daniels is dead? You’ve made my Christmas! Frankly if I were his wife I’d have been struggling to contain my giddiness at the funeral as well.

Emma Watson recently had a driving ban for an amount of time due to multiple instances of speeding. I truly detest irresponsible drivers, there is a sense of self importance that gets under my skin, horrible people.

Amanda Holden, but would want to slap her twice

Beyonce

Taylor Swift

Ariana Grande

All of the Kardashians/Jenners

Jim Carey

James Corden

Danny Dyer

Jeremy Clarkson
Donald Trump
Tom Cruise
Gemma Collins
Katie Price
Pedro Pescal
James Corden
David Walliams

David Tennant x 100

Louis Theroux: smug, patronising Oxbridge leftie.

Emma Thompson: insufferably smug as well, and a dreadful actress.

Stewart Lee: oozes smugness out of every smug, sneering, Oxbridge leftie cell in his body.

Jimmy Carr: horrible, cold, reptilian little creature. Like a creepy puppet that has come to life. He is a clever man, educated at Cambridge, yet he pitches his comedy at the level of a Sun-reader so as to appeal to as many people as he can and maximize his profits.

Frankie Boyle: never known anybody so filled with hatred. His comedy is vicious and cruel. He genuinely seems to enjoy mocking the dead. Some of his comments are sickening.

David Baddiel: utterly loathsome. He reminds of a boy I went to school with - a horrible, sarcastic little weasel who hung around with the bullies and laughed at their jokes and then hid behind them so he could bully others. That’s Baddiel in a nutshell.

Amol Rajan.

Supercilious drawling oligarch cunt.

Bit harsh. What did he ever do to you?

He's been dead near ten years now.