To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

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Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

• Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
• Diddy - no notes needed.
• Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
• Kanye - not even sure where to start.
• Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
• Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

Disgusting racist comment.

That's a reach!

That's a really good point. I dislike her because of her treatment of her own animals, and children come to think of it.

But yes, all of that animal abuse in the name of entertainment. Terrible, the lot of them.

What’s racist you plonker??

are vultures native to Africa?? Yes!

Honestly - it’s like go go gadget arms reaching for that conclusion

Jacob Rees Mog and the whole family. Never seen such a sneering bunch of twats - all dressed like Victorian ghosts.

Megan Markle … oh yeah

Very well said.

Kirstie Allsop - the smugness is unreal

Jess Glynn

Leona Lewis - Nothing offence per-say, shes just constantly in this dream like state. Zero personality and about 2 brain cells. I'd like to slap her just to wake her up.

Gregg Wallace - met him once, can confirm hes the world's biggest cunt

Lily Allen

Andrew Tate

Tommy Robinson - but id like to slap him with the side of a bulldozing ball

Nigel Farage

Greta Thumburg - "how dare you", fuckkkkkk off.

Stacy Dooley - aaargguh the voice and just the general level of shit journalism.

Meghan Markle

Katie Hopkins

Kerry katona

Johnny Depp. Grubby looking fucker

Eammon Holmes
Sting
Jane McDonald
Ed Sheeran
Eammon Holmes again
Vic Reeves
Jools Holland
Jonathan Ross
Tracey Ullman
Lisa Riley
Eammon Holmes a 3rd time if he's still standing.

Miriam Margolyes

Claudia Winkleman - it's the way she smiles smugly on only one side of her face in every bloody photograph. Horrifically irritating. It's closer to gurning than smiling.

A question - Pedro Pascal has been mentioned a few times on here - what has he done to earn himself a place on this thread?

Such a good shout. She makes my skin crawl, foul woman. She seems hell-bent on grossing people out and I just don't get it.

I agree, wouldn't actually want to slap her but I would stop inviting her on talk shows.

Pedro Pascal is a fan of the gender woo, not a believer in the rights of women and children.

I don’t think I would actually want to socialise or hang out with anyone that actively seeks out being in the public eye. It’s such a cringe love yourself type of behaviour. Different if you are famous for being good at a thing but otherwise - no thanks.

Yes, I thought Jonny Vegas was a decent chap until I saw him in a gambling advert.

Christmas chateau DIY
Jerry(ee) friend of Stephanie(ee) daughter of mum(ee)
Little tartan clad faced little goblin!!

Ricky Gervais used to say some pretty nasty things back in the day

The entitled divas.

He makes jokes about everything, and everyone.

What TRAs don’t like is that Ricky repeats the TRA bullshit word-for-word.

Alison hammond
Denise Welch
Angela Rayner
Sadiq Khan
Emma watson
Lilly Allan
Charlene White

Oh and Miriam Margolyes….revolting creature

We’re watching master chef and we very much want to slap Dawn Porter. Mostly because of her awful hair.

Also Grace Dent.